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re: Raw oysters at 5, severe stomach cramps at 8:15…how bad is my night about to be?
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:29 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:29 pm to fr33manator
Pucker up buttercup
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Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:30 pm to WeeWee
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Of course you could go to the ER and get an IV and some Phenergan, and adult diaper. That way you will stay hydrated, sleep through it, and have a nurse change your diaper after you shite yourself while you are asleep.
What scares me worse than that is the bill.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:30 pm to fr33manator
I all serious I’ve never been more sick from food than I was on bad oysters a few years back. It takes days to get straightened out, I didn’t touch them again for 2 yrs. You’ve got a rough night ahead of you man. Prayers sent. 
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:33 pm to fr33manator
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Of course you could go to the ER and get an IV and some Phenergan, and adult diaper. That way you will stay hydrated, sleep through it, and have a nurse change your diaper after you shite yourself while you are asleep.
What scares me worse than that is the bill.
Don't worry about that. The bill won't come in the mail for a good 2 to 3 months. You will have plenty of time to recover. That way you can shite your pants on two separate occasions.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:35 pm to RT1941
Give it to me straight baws…what are my odds here? 35.0% of making it through without roister oysters running moisture out my cloister?
It’s All been false alarms so far and the cramps are subsiding again. Burping a lot.
Any way I get through this unscathed?
It’s All been false alarms so far and the cramps are subsiding again. Burping a lot.
Any way I get through this unscathed?
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:36 pm to fr33manator
Activated charcoal baw
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:36 pm to fr33manator
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No squirts or nausea yet, just cramps
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:39 pm to AUCE05
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Activated charcoal baw
As a medical doctor I can say that is the second to last thing he needs. His intestines will be swollen and inflamed from the effects of the gastroenteritis and activated charcoal will just absorb fluid and pull water from the blood stream. He will dehydrated from the inside and risk the charcoal clumping and causing a small bowel obstruction. The worst thing he could do is take Imodium or any other anti-diarrhea medicine that works by slowing intestinal motility. He just has to get that shite out of him and stay hydrated while doing so.
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:40 pm to ruzil
Thanks Joe!
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:41 pm to fr33manator
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Give it to me straight baws…what are my odds here? 35.0% of making it through without roister oysters running moisture out my cloister?
It’s All been false alarms so far and the cramps are subsiding again. Burping a lot.
Eventually whatever is causing the gas in your stomach will move past you pyloric sphincter then it will be in your small intestine. That is when the hurting starts.
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Any way I get through this unscathed?
Only if you are in tight with the Lord.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:47 pm to WeeWee
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Eventually whatever is causing the gas in your stomach will move past you pyloric sphincter then it will be in your small intestine. That is when the hurting starts.
So this is about to get worse? The cramps are subsiding a little now.
Is this just something I have to ride out or is this serious?
ETA getting worse again.
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The worst thing he could do is take Imodium or any other anti-diarrhea medicine that works by slowing intestinal motility. He just has to get that shite out of him and stay hydrated while doing so.
Tums and Alka-seltzer okay?
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:54 pm to fr33manator
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Eventually whatever is causing the gas in your stomach will move past you pyloric sphincter then it will be in your small intestine. That is when the hurting starts.
So this is about to get worse? The cramps are subsiding a little now.
Is this just something I have to ride out or is this serious?
If it was gastroenteritis caused by Vibrio then it would take 24 - 48 hours after eating to kick in and you would have explosive and bloody diarrhea. Given the time of year and the time frame of symptom onset it is likely just norovirus because whomever prepared your oysters did not wash their hands well after pooping. If the diarrhea is just watery then it is probably just something that you have to ride out. It won't be serious unless you get dehydrated. Send your S/O to the store to get lots of Pedialyte. You will need to drink after every poop or drink while pooping.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 10:58 pm to fr33manator
May the odds ever be in your favor.
Food poisoning is crapshoot. Pun intended.
Food poisoning is crapshoot. Pun intended.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:00 pm to fr33manator
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Tums and Alka-seltzer okay?
Stick with Pepto. Tums probably would not do much since it is not stomach acid that is causing your symptoms. Alka-seltzer is just going to cause more gas.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:01 pm to fr33manator
Probably not good. Kinda going through the same. Some questionable tasting crawfish at lunch. Get off and immediately start consuming beer and smoking weed. Stomach settled. Cramps come back. Smoke again and it’s kinda helping but not really. Sitting on the toilet and nothing is coming out but it feels like the night before d day.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:06 pm to tigersownall
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Probably not good. Kinda going through the same. Some questionable tasting crawfish at lunch. Get off and immediately start consuming beer and smoking weed. Stomach settled. Cramps come back. Smoke again and it’s kinda helping but not really. Sitting on the toilet and nothing is coming out but it feels like the night before d day.
Why do you hate your GI system?
Alcohol irritates the lining of your already upset stomach and marijuana soothes nausea and slows gastric emptying and intestinal motility. So the alcohol and whatever caused the upset stomach stays in your system and irritates your systems longer.
ETA: I got some bad crawfish two weeks ago and I have never wished I had a bidet so much in my life. I went through 2 and half packs of dude wipes and my butthole was sore for over a week. Best of luck and May God have Mercy on you and the OP because your shite will not.
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:16 pm to WeeWee
I like to live on the edge.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:17 pm to tigersownall
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I like to live on the edge.
Well you are about to be for several hours of living on the edge of your crapper.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:26 pm to WeeWee
We shall see. If I can make it to work and crap on the company dime it’ll just be like a regular Friday. Things kinda settled down.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 11:29 pm to fr33manator
You surviving?
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