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Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine might have to go into witness protection after plea deal

Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16881 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:49 pm to
What a loser.
Posted by sowega dawg
Member since May 2011
3943 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:50 pm to
Dude sticks out like a sore thumb. Witness protection seems like it would be nearly impossible.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 6:54 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:50 pm to
I hope the Feds leak his whereabouts.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:50 pm to
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What a loser.


He’s Idiocracy come to life.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:53 pm to
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I hope the Feds leak his whereabouts.


His only hope of not being discovered is going full Walter White just living in a cabin and having someone go fetch his groceries while he never leaves. If he ever goes into any town in the United States, someone who doesn’t know who he is will post to Facebook, Instagram, or Snapchat “Look at this fricking idiot” and then at least one of their friends knows who the idiot is and spreads it from there. That’s not to mention the people who know who he is. Witness protection will at best give him a Colombian necktie.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:53 pm to
Witness protection with those face tats should go well
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:03 pm to
He is actually pretty hilarious. Great troll.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:05 pm to
I've been so worried about him. Thanks for the update.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:06 pm to
Damn, he got all the Infinity Weaves. He should change his name to Thanos 69.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141052 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:08 pm to
Gonna need the michael jackson makeover.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30070 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:08 pm to
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Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine might have to go into witness protection after plea deal


Welcome to your new home in Beaver, Utah. The FBI has graciously set you up with a job at a tattoo parlor and your new name will be Ammon Bringham. We are certain you will fit in well into your new environment.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:10 pm to
I hope someone runs that fruitcake over with a MACK truck


STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS AMERICA
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:13 pm to
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I hope someone runs that fruitcake over with a MACK truck


He’ll live longer in prison than he will on the outside. He would have two months tops in a regular witness protection program before the Bloods or Crips found him. Innocent people who have no malicious intents will send pictures of this idiot over social media and they will find him because of this.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 7:14 pm
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:14 pm to
He snitched on the nine trey bloods he was affiliated with. After they stole a million bucks + from him and kidnapped him. He will be fine out of jail
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:16 pm to
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He snitched on the nine trey bloods he was affiliated with. After they stole a million bucks + from him and kidnapped him. He will be fine out of jail


Are you sure? From what I’ve heard, these gangs don’t give a frick. They’ll have plenty of places in rural areas (where he’ll likely be sent) to frick this guy’s world up for being a rat after paparazzi finds him.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21254 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:17 pm to
This dude is on probation for lewd contact with a minor and if fixing to flip on high ranking gang members to avoid a long jail sentence.

Guys life is over and it’s a matter of time before he looks like Swiss cheese.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:17 pm to
If he tries to get back into the street shite he may catch a bullet but he didn’t snitch on “high ranking bloods”. Those dudes were essentially put on because of the clout around 69. Nobody gonna risk life for their bum asses
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 7:21 pm
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