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re: Random STD txt message from stdcheck.com.

Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:59 am to
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29164 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:59 am to
Wait. You’re upset that it’s negative? Keep hooking up with diseased skanks (male and female) and you will get a positive report one day. Keep trying. Good luck.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:59 am to
Did you get a blood test as well? I don't think the urine test screens for everything.

quote:

Any success stories??


Pranking people? Or avoiding STDs? Because my answer to both of those is a resounding "NO"
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80860 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:12 am to
You didn't have blood drawn? How do you know you don't have aids?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41391 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:14 am to
quote:

I rely on my Girlfriend's annual pap smear/std screen.



I rely on my own annual pap smear/std screen.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:29 am to
quote:

I rely on my own annual pap smear/std screen.


I wanna give you a pap smear.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:36 am to
You're going to end up like Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Husband and wife both claim they have been each other's only sexual partner for the past 20 years. Husband says he got a tattoo several years ago. No IV drug use.



Get on Craigslist in any metro area and find the number of
"Discreet bisexual bottom looking to get bb bred by BBC. Can't host"

It's beyond fricked up.
Discreet/can't host means married.
bb bred is bareback and cummed in.
bbc is not a news channel.



Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Yikes! He is definitely getting it in the butt from CL strangers. That would be devastating.


NOPE!
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 10:21 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:49 am to
quote:


This is why you only suck em off. don't be letting dudes blow loads in your butthole



Words to live by.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51647 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Although infection rates are high, not all male-male interactions pass disease.

Did Owlie say that to you over some drinks?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:54 am to
Go to planned parenthood baw. Get a full work up. FYI: you have to specifically ask for Herpes test. They don’t usually include it
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:16 am to
The didn't test for hiv with a urine sample.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:18 am to
The bacterial stds show up pretty fast. Viruses take longer.
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4353 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:44 am to
No I didn't get tested for aids or herpes it costs too much.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

No I didn't get tested for aids or herpes it costs too much.

How much is "too much"?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

No I didn't get tested for aids or herpes it costs too much.




You know you can go to the public health clinic and get free testing.


Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:30 pm to
Congrats on the sex!
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4353 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:32 pm to
Can you go with me?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30531 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:44 pm to
Bet you never had a q-tip with antibiotic rammed down your pee hole like me.

Dr says "have you heard those horror stories ? Well get ready.
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4353 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:49 pm to
I opted out for the q tip. But I've heard it feels real good.
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