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re: Random STD txt message from stdcheck.com.

Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:04 am to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:04 am to
Congrats, you win the creepiest thing written on a message board by a creepy old man award for the day and it’s only 0600
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72604 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:05 am to
Doing well. Same old. All tests are negative. Negative is good, RIGHT?

You well?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11232 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:09 am to
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tgrbaitn08


It’s a joke. I mentioned once that women want to feel like they’re the most desirable thing on the planet in a “what do women want?” thread.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11232 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:10 am to
Same old over here, too. Nothing infectious, as far as I know. Yay!
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:10 am to
I just reported HIV cases for a married couple a few weeks ago.


Husband and wife both claim they have been each other's only sexual partner for the past 20 years. Husband says he got a tattoo several years ago. No IV drug use.

Clearly...someone ain't fessing up what really happened.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:11 am to
Gotcha.

Well then in that case,you’re so hot I'd suck a fart out your arse and hold it in like a bong hit
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:13 am to
quote:

It’s a joke. I mentioned once that women want to feel like they’re the most desirable thing on the planet in a “what do women want?” thread.


give up on him. He is as dumb as a box of hammers and is constantly 5 minutes late to catch a ship that has sailed.

A ship, by the way, that would sweep you and I away to a beach deserted by other commoners except the help and where we would be waited on hand and foot.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11232 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:17 am to
Yikes! He is definitely getting it in the butt from CL strangers. That would be devastating.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:19 am to
quote:

Husband and wife both claim they have been each other's only sexual partner for the past 20 years. Husband says he got a tattoo several years ago. No IV drug use. Clearly...someone ain't fessing up what really happened.


All women are whores...EXCEPT ELT.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:21 am to
What I though was messed up (imo) is that they are telling their teenage kid the dad has cancer instead of HIV (guess the dad is having more symptoms than the mom).


Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:23 am to
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Congrats, you win the creepiest thing written on a message board by a creepy old man award


Do I get a prize? Like some candy to pass out to kids in the neighborhood?
Posted by stniaSxuaeG
Member since Apr 2014
1578 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:24 am to
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I do over 100 of these tests per day and you would not believe how my positives are
Sorry about all your STDs, bro.


Congrats on the sex tho
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136823 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:42 am to
quote:

Little Thing
I hear you have having relationship challenges

I can be a friend to you

#boggsfromshawshank
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20155 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:44 am to
They only took a urine sample. Should they have taken blood too?
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9365 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:01 am to
Yes. Males are sometimes asymptomatic.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:25 am to
Can HIV be detected via UA?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38547 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:39 am to
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What I though was messed up (imo) is that they are telling their teenage kid the dad has cancer instead of HIV (guess the dad is having more symptoms than the mom).



So clearly dad is the culprit and has been hanging out on the north east end of Bourbon St.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:53 am to
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t's always good to know you are negative. I do over 100 of these tests per day and you would not believe how many positives are out there. Please take precautions.




I rely on my Girlfriend's annual pap smear/std screen.
all clear as of last week!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:55 am to
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It’s a joke. I mentioned once that women want to feel like they’re the most desirable thing on the planet in a “what do women want?” thread.



I'd drop a swimmer-less load or six in your three viable orifices.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:57 am to
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I'd drop a swimmer-less load or six in your three viable orifices


Watch your mouth, you walking infection. She is mine.
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