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Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:27 pm
Posted by The Dunder Mifflin
Member since Mar 2018
836 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:27 pm
What was the longest you ever went without taking a poop?

Went a whole week when I was a kid during summer camp
Posted by GroundsKeeperWillie
Houston
Member since Jan 2011
680 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:28 pm to
Summer camp in 8th grade. 5 days
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14879 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:28 pm to
Usually 6-8 days in between poops for me.

Probably gone close to 2 weeks once if I had to guess.

ETA: I’m broken
This post was edited on 8/17/20 at 6:30 pm
Posted by CottonWasKing
4,8,15,16,23,42
Member since Jun 2011
29199 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:29 pm to
I was an opiate addict in my younger years. You really don’t wanna know how long you can go without shitting.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71471 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Usually 6-8 days in between poops for me.

Probably gone close to 2 weeks once if I had to guess.



This

Is

Not

Good
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
1965 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:31 pm to
12-15 hours
Posted by Dat Boi Bruce
15th Judicial District
Member since Mar 2020
644 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:31 pm to
I honestly cannot remember the last time I haven't shite more than once a day
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5499 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:33 pm to
Probably 4-5 days in boot camp. Now I'm usually having an encore by noon or so.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
23839 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:33 pm to
5 days

Usually go 1-3 times a day. Especially if I have to go out somewhere early in the morning
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:34 pm to
Good lord. A deuce-less day or two, and I'm wondering what's wrong.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35260 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:37 pm to
First ten days or so of basic training. It was weird.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:40 pm to
Not long. The alcohol keeps me regular.
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
4773 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:41 pm to
Had an outpatient procedure on my nasal cavity, then very heavy pain meds for 3+ days. Never shat once. At the time I was living in Chicago. I'm on the subway ("L") coming home from work 5-ish days later. It all hits me at once like a sack of bricks.

I get off at the next station and fly down the steps to street level and into the nearest bar, drop my coat, briefcase, and pants in one fluid motion and teach that toilet a lesson.

At this point I'm not looking forward to pain killers ever again.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51598 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:41 pm to
3 days or so. Traveling throws my schedule off.

I also hate public bathrooms. The OT taught me to stop at a hotel.
This post was edited on 8/17/20 at 6:43 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44044 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:41 pm to
Almost two weeks. MRE's were involved.

The conclusion was....painful.



Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21075 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:43 pm to
Not even one day. Like cockwork, coffee followed by a dump. My siblings and I have fantastically efficient digestive systems. Our turds glisten and have wonderful texture. I’d post a pic but, you know, board rules and such. Oh, Kudos to another poster, BananaHammock, I understand has mentioned his efficiency/volume arse well.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24616 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Not long. The alcohol keeps me regular.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

MRE's were involved.


This

quote:

The conclusion was....painful.


And This for me as well.

quote:

Almost two weeks


Dayum! I was maybe 5 days or so.....

An MRE shite after being in a tactical environment is the epitome of pumping a massive solid painful log with massive girth that is 12 feet long out of your a-hole.

I'm a twice a day guy now.
This post was edited on 8/17/20 at 6:49 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49086 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:48 pm to


Never.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
5428 posts
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:49 pm to
Went almost a week when I went to boot camp, Paris Island.
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