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Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:27 pm
What was the longest you ever went without taking a poop?
Went a whole week when I was a kid during summer camp
Went a whole week when I was a kid during summer camp
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:28 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Summer camp in 8th grade. 5 days
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:28 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Usually 6-8 days in between poops for me.
Probably gone close to 2 weeks once if I had to guess.
ETA: I’m broken
Probably gone close to 2 weeks once if I had to guess.
ETA: I’m broken
This post was edited on 8/17/20 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:29 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I was an opiate addict in my younger years. You really don’t wanna know how long you can go without shitting.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:29 pm to Lazy But Talented
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Usually 6-8 days in between poops for me.
Probably gone close to 2 weeks once if I had to guess.
This
Is
Not
Good
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:31 pm to cas4t
I honestly cannot remember the last time I haven't shite more than once a day
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:33 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Probably 4-5 days in boot camp. Now I'm usually having an encore by noon or so.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:33 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
5 days
Usually go 1-3 times a day. Especially if I have to go out somewhere early in the morning
Usually go 1-3 times a day. Especially if I have to go out somewhere early in the morning
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:34 pm to Lazy But Talented
Good lord. A deuce-less day or two, and I'm wondering what's wrong.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:37 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
First ten days or so of basic training. It was weird.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:40 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Not long. The alcohol keeps me regular.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:41 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Had an outpatient procedure on my nasal cavity, then very heavy pain meds for 3+ days. Never shat once. At the time I was living in Chicago. I'm on the subway ("L") coming home from work 5-ish days later. It all hits me at once like a sack of bricks.
I get off at the next station and fly down the steps to street level and into the nearest bar, drop my coat, briefcase, and pants in one fluid motion and teach that toilet a lesson.
At this point I'm not looking forward to pain killers ever again.
I get off at the next station and fly down the steps to street level and into the nearest bar, drop my coat, briefcase, and pants in one fluid motion and teach that toilet a lesson.
At this point I'm not looking forward to pain killers ever again.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:41 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
3 days or so. Traveling throws my schedule off.
I also hate public bathrooms. The OT taught me to stop at a hotel.
I also hate public bathrooms. The OT taught me to stop at a hotel.
This post was edited on 8/17/20 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:41 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Almost two weeks. MRE's were involved.
The conclusion was....painful.
The conclusion was....painful.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:43 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Not even one day. Like cockwork, coffee followed by a dump. My siblings and I have fantastically efficient digestive systems. Our turds glisten and have wonderful texture. I’d post a pic but, you know, board rules and such. Oh, Kudos to another poster, BananaHammock, I understand has mentioned his efficiency/volume arse well.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:46 pm to hombreman9
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Not long. The alcohol keeps me regular.
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:47 pm to Centinel
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MRE's were involved.
This
quote:
The conclusion was....painful.
And This for me as well.
quote:
Almost two weeks
Dayum! I was maybe 5 days or so.....
An MRE shite after being in a tactical environment is the epitome of pumping a massive solid painful log with massive girth that is 12 feet long out of your a-hole.
I'm a twice a day guy now.
This post was edited on 8/17/20 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 8/17/20 at 6:49 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Went almost a week when I went to boot camp, Paris Island.
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