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re: random female rage
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:24 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:24 am to Darth_Vader
quote:I told mine I leave it up so she'll know I raised it in the first place and doesn't have to worry that I pissed on the seat. Kind of worked.
Interesting. I’ve never heard the argument made from that angle. My wife used the “how hard is it to put the seat down” angle. My reply was that is no harder to put down than it is to raise. That didn’t work out too well for me.
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:25 am to t00f
It's real, it gets worse if they realize they were wrong about being mad at you to begin with. My wife lost her keys and blamed it on me because I'd moved her vehicle the evening before. She was pissy with me and didn't remember me handing them back to her. She was even more pissy when she found them in her purse and told her she needed to apologize.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:29 am to t00f
quote:
goes into the laundry room seconds later emerges with some toilet paper and slams the door.
It wasn’t random, t00f, unless you are not the one who used the potty last
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:30 am to Aspercel
At my house you better wipe those pee spots up before you put that seat down.
*I type as I clean up sugar off the countertops from where my husband made coffee
*I type as I clean up sugar off the countertops from where my husband made coffee
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:30 am to Napoleon
quote:
You didn't refill the toilet paper and she had to walk dripping to the laundry room to get paper.
She had a reason.
If you are going to need TP why wouldn't you check the TP situation before using the toilet?
Yeah, my wife didn't like that excuse either!!
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:30 am to Splackavellie
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I’m convinced women either eat or sell the tp in my house. Don’t know where that shite goes.
Right!? There was a period where I didn't have any women in my house and the kids were still in diapers. I swear a roll would last a month or more.
Only when I had females over would the roll magically dissipate.
I mean...LLotOT...can y'all explain the mystery? I keep wet wipes and the GOOD toilet paper too, so it's not like that Scott bullshite where it's thinner than an Olsen twin on a diet.
3 squares should be all you need with the bidet.
So where the hell does my toilet paper go??
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:31 am to Aspercel
You should try living with a 4 year old when his dad is trying to teach him to pee standing it up. It is an absolute joy. 
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:32 am to t00f
Isn’t it fun how they can lose control of their temper and emotions but if you slightly raise your voice or tone then you are an a-hole? Marriage is so much fun
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:32 am to Toroballistic
quote:bc whoever uses it up should be the one to replace it, what are you 5?
If you are going to need TP why wouldn't you check the TP situation before using the toilet?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:33 am to tigerinthebueche
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you deserve the rage if you used all the shite tickets and didn't put more on the roll or at least in the bathroom.
He didn't replenish!
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:34 am to HoustonChick86
quote:
You should try living with a 4 year old when his dad is trying to teach him to pee standing it up. It is an absolute joy.
Why would you need toilet paper? Just shake it.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:34 am to jcaz
quote:
Isn’t it fun how they can lose control of their temper and emotions but if you slightly raise your voice or tone then you are an a-hole? Marriage is so much fun
I got fussed at and a lot of anger for asking for help fixing a TV problem yesterday that I had spent the whole time trying to fix while he pooped. Don't act like females are always the problem.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:35 am to fr33manator
Well… we wipe more often than y’all do. So there’s that.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:36 am to GreenRockTiger
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bc whoever uses it up should be the one to replace it, what are you 5?
FTR I do this and this was not my fault. Thus being RFR, IMO.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:37 am to t00f
T00f, your wife is too hot for you. Don’t make her mad
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:38 am to Aspercel
quote:
Well… we wipe more often than y’all do. So there’s that.
I get that. But it doesn't make sense the amount that gets used.
What do y'all do, make a mitten?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:38 am to t00f
quote:
laying on the couch
known to make wives around the world irrationally angryPosted on 1/11/23 at 9:39 am to Aspercel
Can't help it sometimes you're perfectly lined up and yet the stream has a 45° slice to it. Have to quickly adjust.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:40 am to t00f
quote:
have any of y'all experienced RFR?
On the flip side, the female gender does not seem to understand, even after years of marriage, that men swear all the time for everything/nothing.
For example, anytime I am fixing anything around the house I will swear throughout the process - not always mad or frustrated, just swearing.
Drop a screw - dammit - reach for same screw can't get it on first try - you little bastard - it roles a little further on second try - f@ck - get it on the third try - gotcha little f@cker,..
My wife, "what's wrong?"
Posted on 1/11/23 at 9:40 am to fr33manator
All I know is front to back
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