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re: random female rage

Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102085 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 7:34 pm to
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Every other day. My wife randomly huffs and puffs or slams doors when she is upset. 90% of the time it’s nothing to do with me, usually a work email or text from a friend that agitates her. Or she can’t find something she misplaced.



Got it tonight, went into my office, poured some brown, and turned on the TV. Happy as a lark.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61420 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:52 pm to
If you don’t check for tp availability prior yo shutting or peeing, you shouldn’t have rights as a.citizen
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66904 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:59 pm to
That was her signaling that she is into arse play and op didn’t pick up on the signals

Instead she had to settle for sticking a few digits up there and wiping it with some discount tp
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102085 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:03 pm to
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Instead she had to settle for sticking a few digits up there and wiping it with some discount tp


Dirty sanchez is real
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2057 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:39 pm to
I'm the only one that refills the TP in my house. I have learned to hide a personal roll. Let that mother fricker pull up after pinching off with nothing to wipe. You're lucky you don't have a cardboard tube shoved up your butt.

For the love of GOD, never do that again. And thank your wife for staying married to you.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2057 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:42 pm to
If any of y'all experience this, please post the first 2 minutes before and the 2 minutes after for context and I will womansplain you what you did wrong. Thank you for coming to this board for advice. It shows a willingness to learn and do better next time.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15997 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:50 pm to
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I have learned to hide a personal roll


I was in full control of TP during my marriage, so when the scamdemic showed up, I had I think 96 rolls on hand for two adults and two kids, and resupply showed up on subscribe and save. I *always* had a roll of Charmin in a plastic bag in my ruck, too. I didn't give a shite (har har) if it was fully biodegradable or not.

Dude wipes, One Wipe Charlies, etc., are the new era of shitting on the road, while traveling, etc.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15997 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:52 pm to
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It shows a willingness to learn and do better next time.



It shows a need for men to control the shopping for essentials.
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18832 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:40 am to
My wife gives me a lecture on house cleanliness about every other day. I'm decently neat and tidy, but she's basically a cleanliness Nazi . I've gotten really good and acting concerned.
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
4408 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:42 am to
Subtle we can afford multiple rolls of tp brag
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24233 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:10 am to
First of all, why aren't there any extra tp rolls in the bathroom? That's weird.

Secondly, it wasn't random if you used the last of the tp and didn't refill. That is seriously one of my most annoying pet peeves in my house. I'll bring everything to a screeching halt to find out who the last person to use the bathroom was if I walk in and there's no toilet paper on the roll.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20717 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 12:36 pm to
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re: random female ragePosted on 1/11/23



Strange bump of a 5 month old thread.
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