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Raising Boys: 7 Things Moms Need To Know About Penises
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:28 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:28 am
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1. They Might Get an Erection Very Early On At like, 2 weeks old. This may shock and horrify you, but it is normal.
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2. If Something Gets Wrapped Around It, It May Hurt
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3. It Could Disappear. Especially if you have a deliciously, chubby baby with lots of extra rolls.
Happens to many OT'ers.
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4. They Might Cry Because Daddy’s Is Bigger. If your son ever showers with Daddy, there may come a day when he realizes they look different in that general area. He may get very sad because Daddy’s penis is bigger.
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5. When They Learn to Talk, It Will Be a Big Topic of Conversation
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6. They Might Measure It
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7. They’ll Ask Why Some Penises Look Different. Some have foreskin, some don’t.
Full Story - Scary Mommy
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Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:29 am to Will Cover
ghey thread is ghey
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:30 am to Will Cover
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3. It Could Disappear. Especially if you have a deliciously, chubby baby with lots of extra rolls.
I didn't know this till recently.
My nephew is a little fatties at 7mo. His fupa has eaten hos weenie.
It looks like a second belly button.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:30 am to Will Cover
This doesn't look too good combined with your avatar.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:30 am to 225bred
OP sounds pedo.
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 11:32 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:30 am to Will Cover
This isn't creepy af..
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:31 am to LZ83
me?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:32 am to 225bred
No I edited sorry
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:33 am to Will Cover
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4. They Might Cry Because Daddy’s Is Bigger. If your son ever showers with Daddy, there may come a day when he realizes they look different in that general area. He may get very sad because Daddy’s penis is bigger.
What da fuq
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:34 am to Will Cover
8) they might start spanking it around age 5 when the pool jet blows their junk around.
Not that I'm speaking from experience
Not that I'm speaking from experience
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:34 am to Honky Lips
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What da fuq
Certainly plausible if the female mother is Caucasian and the father is African American --- and child is born with more Caucasian genes.
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 11:35 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:35 am to Will Cover
I'm talking about the showering part
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 11:36 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:36 am to Honky Lips
Raise your hand if you NEVER showered with Daddy
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:37 am to Will Cover
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They Might Get an Erection Very Early On At like, 2 weeks old. This may shock and horrify you, but it is normal especially when breastfeeding.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:41 am to High C
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Raise your hand if you NEVER showered with Daddy
Who the frick is doing that with their kids?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:42 am to Will Cover
quote:what the frick
If your son ever showers with Daddy
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:43 am to Will Cover
What are you looking at on the internet to even find a story like this?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:48 am to Fewer Kilometers
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Who the frick is doing that with their kids?
Imagine a 5-8 year old boy, in the shower, with his daddy. Where is dad's dick in relation to son's face? I feel like a sick frick for even thinking of it. People actually do it?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:51 am to Will Cover
Why the hell would I shower with my kids? That's fricked up.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:52 am to Will Cover
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6. They Might Measure It
Might?
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