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re: Raising Boys: 7 Things Moms Need To Know About Penises
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:52 am to Ed Osteen
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:52 am to Ed Osteen
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What are you looking at on the internet to even find a story like this?
100 % truthful, it popped up on my FB feed. Someone posted it and tagged a friend.
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Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:53 am to Will Cover
I didn't read the link but the most important thing for a woman to know is that boys grab their own dick all the time. It's as natural as breathing
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:56 am to Will Cover
Wtf? I don't remember any of that.
And the erection thing, well didn't the guy that impregnated her have an erection? Why would that be scary?
And the erection thing, well didn't the guy that impregnated her have an erection? Why would that be scary?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:57 am to Will Cover
Call me sick if you want, but when I have a son I'm gonna make sure he accidentally catches me with my dong out. That way, for The first time in my life, there will be a human being on this planet that thinks I have the biggest dick in the world
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:59 am to High C
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Imagine a 5-8 year old boy, in the shower, with his daddy
That's pretty weird.
But at like 2 or 3 years old, I don't think is that weird.
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 6/7/17 at 11:59 am to Will Cover
They need to let a man write this list for moms
1) He will put that in some skank at some point in his life
1) He will put that in some skank at some point in his life
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:01 pm to Will Cover
quote:Shock and horrify? Why use such strong language when talking about an innocent baby and something completely natural. She's acting like males are horrifying creatures.
1. They Might Get an Erection Very Early On At like, 2 weeks old. This may shock and horrify you, but it is normal.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:03 pm to PrimeTime Money
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Shock and horrify? Why use such strong language when talking about an innocent baby and something completely natural. She's acting like males are horrifying creatures.
Exactly, the mom was all over a dudes baby maker, and when it makes a baby, she's going to be shocked and horrified?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:11 pm to Will Cover
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Certainly plausible if the female mother is Caucasian and the father is African American --- and child is born with more Caucasian genes.
You need to stop. It's time to stop
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:30 pm to Will Cover
Teach them to wash their hands BEFORE they use the toilet. Their genitalia should be clean all day from being secured.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 1:02 pm to LesMiles BFF
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Call me sick if you want, but when I have a son I'm gonna make sure he accidentally catches me with my dong out. That way, for The first time in my life, there will be a human being on this planet that thinks I have the biggest dick in the world
I lol'ed
Posted on 6/7/17 at 1:40 pm to Will Cover
The main thing they should know....
With boys, you only have to worry about 1 penis, not all of them....
With boys, you only have to worry about 1 penis, not all of them....
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:31 pm to LesMiles BFF
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the most important thing for a woman to know is that boys grab their own dick all the time.
Yep. A man's three best friends are his pecker and his two hands.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:35 pm to Will Cover
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6. They Might Measure It
Wish my mom hadn't thrown out my penis log I kept as a child. I would love to look back and see the progression into manhood.
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