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Raising a teenager is tough
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:59 pm
Dozed off the other night while watching Saving private Ryan. Wake up to the sound of the door creaking open.
Started fantasizing about a home intruder and me finally getting to use ole faithful, when I see it's actually my son(15 years old) sneaking out.
I call out "where you going"
He walks over, clearly nervous "I'm just, um.. going to Sam's house"
Sam is his new friend he's been hanging out with a lot recently, nice enough kid but sorta lispy.
I say "what are you two going to do?"
He stammers "um.. um watch sports?"
I say "there's no college games on tonight"
He says "isn't there an NFL playoff game tonight?"
I explained to him that only subhuman communist scum watch the NFL and that if I ever find out he supports that kneeling nonsense, his arse is gonna be living at Sam's house for now on.
He goes "oh ok. Can I go now? I haven't seen Sam all day" I let him go because I appreciated him being honest with me.
Parents of the OT, with all the nonsense in the media, how do you make sure your kids don't get caught up in all the libtard bullshite?
Started fantasizing about a home intruder and me finally getting to use ole faithful, when I see it's actually my son(15 years old) sneaking out.
I call out "where you going"
He walks over, clearly nervous "I'm just, um.. going to Sam's house"
Sam is his new friend he's been hanging out with a lot recently, nice enough kid but sorta lispy.
I say "what are you two going to do?"
He stammers "um.. um watch sports?"
I say "there's no college games on tonight"
He says "isn't there an NFL playoff game tonight?"
I explained to him that only subhuman communist scum watch the NFL and that if I ever find out he supports that kneeling nonsense, his arse is gonna be living at Sam's house for now on.
He goes "oh ok. Can I go now? I haven't seen Sam all day" I let him go because I appreciated him being honest with me.
Parents of the OT, with all the nonsense in the media, how do you make sure your kids don't get caught up in all the libtard bullshite?
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:00 pm to Peepdip
That was just a terrible fake story.
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:00 pm to Peepdip
Dear Friend,
My advice is to make your life an act of love. Show him and her love and affection in all things. Teach them discipline. Show them how to develop their talents. Expose them to art. Teach them healthy life styles. Involve them in church and you get involved thoroughly in church. Show them that faith and communal faith are vitally important.
Sincerely,
TulaneLSU
My advice is to make your life an act of love. Show him and her love and affection in all things. Teach them discipline. Show them how to develop their talents. Expose them to art. Teach them healthy life styles. Involve them in church and you get involved thoroughly in church. Show them that faith and communal faith are vitally important.
Sincerely,
TulaneLSU
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:00 pm to Peepdip
None of this happened
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:00 pm to Peepdip
I too have a 15 yr old son but I don’t chastise him about the nfl though
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:01 pm to Peepdip
Dude’s going to frick his girlfriend. You should be proud
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
He’s either got the gays or he was smoking dope, or sams a chick
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:01 pm to Peepdip
So Sam is his boyfriend?
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:01 pm to Peepdip
quote:
Sheepshit
quote:
my son
Damn. He has procreated.
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:03 pm to PearlJam
quote:
That was just a terrible fake story.
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:03 pm to Peepdip
Story could’ve been alright, but you poured it on a little too thick.
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:04 pm to Peepdip
0/10.
ZERO.
Boooooooooo!
ZERO.
Boooooooooo!
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:04 pm to TulaneLSU
Why’d your start signing all of your posts?
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:04 pm to NOBOTIGER
quote:
He’s either got the gays or he was smoking dope, or sams a chick
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:04 pm to Peepdip
I have a daughter that just became a teenager. Fml 
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:05 pm to Peepdip
They are so, so, so dumb.
Like I couldn’t have been as dumb as they are. I can smell their bullshite as soon as they walk in the door. I don’t ask questions I don’t know the answer to, and their lies are only further insults.
Teenagers are shitbags,
The reason children are sweet and adorable when they are small is so that you can build up enough emotional stock in them that you can resist strangling them as teens
Like I couldn’t have been as dumb as they are. I can smell their bullshite as soon as they walk in the door. I don’t ask questions I don’t know the answer to, and their lies are only further insults.
Teenagers are shitbags,
The reason children are sweet and adorable when they are small is so that you can build up enough emotional stock in them that you can resist strangling them as teens
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:05 pm to Peepdip
And people complain about my threads
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:08 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
You have really good threads man
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:08 pm to Peepdip
quote:
Dozed off the other night while watching Saving private Ryan. Wake up to the sound of the door creaking open.
Started fantasizing about a home intruder and me finally getting to use ole faithful, when I see it's actually my son(15 years old) sneaking out.
I got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
Edited for brevity
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