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Question: Guy brings a gun into IHOP, starts shooting up the place.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:33 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:33 am
Do you
(a) haul your arse out of there?
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?
(c) Go alpha on his arse and try to subdue him?
(d) or is this Food Board?
(a) haul your arse out of there?
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?
(c) Go alpha on his arse and try to subdue him?
(d) or is this Food Board?
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:34 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:34 am to Count Chocula
quote:
Do you
(a) haul your arse out of there?
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?
(b) Go alpha on his arse and try to subdue him?
trick question
i would never be caught in an IHOP
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:34 am to Count Chocula
Trick question because ihop is trashy so I wouldn’t be there.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:34 am to TH03
quote:
Trick question because ihop is trashy so I wouldn’t be there.

Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am to Count Chocula
I would be at waffle house still. Even if it was on fire and full of gheys. frick ihop
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am to Count Chocula
If it is the IHOP on College Dr in Baton Rouge, he is going to have about 15 guns pointed sideways looking right back at him
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am to Count Chocula
Depends how close he is. If the door is closer, haul arse. If shooter is closer and I have no choice, frisbee a plate at his face and attack with knife/fork.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am to Count Chocula
Grab my french toast and bring it under the table with me to eat while I hide. I am no alpha.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:36 am to Count Chocula
"Hello, FBI? Yea, I'd like to submit a tip."
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:36 am to Count Chocula
quote:
Do you
am i with my kids/family?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:36 am to Count Chocula
I'd call 911 while watching from Waffle House across the street
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:37 am to NoHoTiger
quote:
Grab my french toast and bring it under the table with me to eat while I hide. I am no alpha.
Could you pass me the syrup?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:37 am to Count Chocula
If I was at an IHOP it would be due to my wife, so push her at the gunman and use that diversion to escape and head to a better restaurant.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:37 am to Count Chocula
quote:
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?

Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:37 am to Count Chocula
IHOP is big so easier to hide than a Waffle House. I’d look for an escape or hiding place first. If an opportunity to end the situation occurred I would.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:39 am to Count Chocula
quote:
Question: Guy brings a gun into IHOP, starts shooting up the place.
Do you
(a) haul your arse out of there?
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?
(c) Go alpha on his arse and try to subdue him?
(d) or is this Food Board
(E) I draw my conceal carry weapon and shoot his arse.
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:40 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:41 am to Slagathor
In case yall wondered, my personal choice.
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?
(b) Continue eating the all you can eat special triple stack pancakes as though nothing is happening?
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