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Question about your wife’s monkey.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:04 am
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:04 am
Let’s assume your wife has a monkey. Let’s assume it gets dirty. How does she wash it?
This monkey (apparently not owned by a female) prefers to be cleaned in a public pool. Is this public monkey washing an “Indian” thing? Or is it done here in the US?
No longer a dirty monkey.
Here is some more information for those that don’t want to click the link:
This monkey (apparently not owned by a female) prefers to be cleaned in a public pool. Is this public monkey washing an “Indian” thing? Or is it done here in the US?
No longer a dirty monkey.
Here is some more information for those that don’t want to click the link:
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May 25 (UPI) -- A visitor to a public pool in India captured video of an unusual fellow regular -- a wild monkey that frequently shows up for a swim. A guest at the Chatrapati Shahu Maharaj swimming pool in Pune, Maharashtra, shared video of the wild monkey swimming laps in the pool to beat the May heat.
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The video shows the monkey swimming, surfing atop a float and relaxing poolside while drying its fur.
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Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:09 am to SECdragonmaster
Monkey is slang for bushy vag right?
This post was edited on 5/27/18 at 10:09 am
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:09 am to SECdragonmaster
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:16 am to SECdragonmaster
Ma Ma Monkey...
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:22 am to SECdragonmaster
One of my friend's growing up mom went to college at Tech in the 70s. She asked her dad would he buy her a bicycle as part of her graduation gift so that she would have something to get around campus on. Well the story goes that somehow or another the roommate she had ended up buying a pet monkey and when she moved out my friend's mom ended up taking care of it. The monkey ended up catching the mange or something and she needed a little extra money that month to buy some medicine for it. Well she called her dad and said
"Daddy, you think I can have a little extra money this month? My monkey's hair is falling out and I need to buy it some medicine."
He said
"Well baby, all I can tell you to do is maybe not ride that bicycle so damn much."
"Daddy, you think I can have a little extra money this month? My monkey's hair is falling out and I need to buy it some medicine."
He said
"Well baby, all I can tell you to do is maybe not ride that bicycle so damn much."
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:22 am to SECdragonmaster
That fonky monkey.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:58 am to Zap Rowsdower
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One of my friend's growing up mom
Somewhere an English teacher just screamed in rage and frustration.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:03 am to foshizzle
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Somewhere an English teacher just screamed in rage and frustration.
Maybe she needs to get a bicycle.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:07 am to SECdragonmaster
Honest response here...I truly didn’t know monkeys could swim.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:48 am to tigerbutt
Hoo boy.
Not touching this one
Not touching this one
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:51 am to tigerbutt
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didn’t know monkeys could swim
You’ve never seen a picture of the monkeys in Japan that soak in the hot springs? They used a shot of them for one of the “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:55 am to tigerbutt
Racist
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:18 pm to SECdragonmaster
Why Can't You Do It?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do i have to share my baby with a monkey?
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:31 pm to tigerbutt
Monkeys can swim. Apes can't. Except for people.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:40 pm to SECdragonmaster
At first I thought I was reading about an Indian lady washing her cooch in a pool.
Nice recovery OP.
Nice recovery OP.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:12 pm to tigerbutt
quote:
Honest response here...I truly didn’t know monkeys could swim.
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:13 pm to SECdragonmaster
Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Eta: screw you, grad
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Eta: screw you, grad
This post was edited on 5/27/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:20 pm to LSUBFA83
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Monkeys can swim. Apes can't.
This answers that age old question
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:30 pm to Jag_Warrior
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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
No one here under 45 years old gets that reference, but I use it all the time.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:58 pm to theantiquetiger
METV has WKRP every night at 830, right after Andy Griffith and Gomer Pyle.
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