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Pussycats are getting fatter

Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:50 am
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:50 am
Cats Getting Fatter

I have no doubt that it is because fatty owners are filling up a bowl and letting their pussies eat as much as they want. As a society, we really do not understand that eating until you are full is eating too much.

This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 9:54 am
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:55 am to
I have one cat that’s 20 pounds but he doesn’t look obese. He’s just big. His brother is 15 and is the most athletic cat I’ve ever seen, very lean and muscular.

The third cat is really small, maybe 5 pounds.

Yes, I have three cats
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
26062 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:56 am to
quote:

I have one cat that’s 20 pounds but he doesn’t look obese. He’s just big. His brother is 15 and is the most athletic cat I’ve ever seen, very lean and muscular.

The third cat is really small, maybe 5 pounds.

Yes, I have three cats



There you go, making excuses. Maybe the one cat is just big boned.
Posted by NolaTiger52
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2018
2134 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Yes, I have three cats

Better than having three Pit Bulls
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 9:59 am to
There’s something hilarious about a really fat cat. I think it’s that their heads are so small.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19949 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:23 am to
Mine each get half a small can of food twice/day. Very healthy, active, and at proper weight. My fiancée leaves out food for hers, they aren't nearly as active and both are overweight. People do the same shite to their dogs, leaving out large bowls of food and letting them eat constantly.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:23 am to
Why did I read this as the Pussy cat dolls are getting fatter.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53964 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:24 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138837 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:25 am to
I, for one, enjoy a fatter pussy
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
26062 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:25 am to
quote:


People do the same shite to their dogs, leaving out large bowls of food and letting them eat constantly.


You just described my dad. And when I go out of town and he feeds my dog for me, my poor dog vomits from eating too much.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26686 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:26 am to
Or as we say in China... Tastier
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:26 am to
My brother had a fat arse cat named Dude.
Posted by marcus3000
Member since Jan 2018
984 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Maybe the one cat is just big boned.


It's his thyroid you insensitive clod!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76773 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:26 am to
especially in Mississippi.

Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53964 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:28 am to
Has it's own zip code
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20735 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 10:34 am to
quote:

especially in Mississippi.




Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:01 am to
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6583 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:15 am to
Both of my cats are very lean. I carefully monitor their intake (as well as our dogs). Currently pet sitting a veterinarians cat. It is soooooo fat and is tuxedo coloration. I have dubbed him, Shamu.
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:20 am to
Double Entendre Thread?
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Pussycats are getting fatter


Think of it like a donut, baw. The fatter the pussy the smaller the hole.

Or were you actually talking about felines?
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