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re: PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic

Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:14 am to
Posted by terriblegreen
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:14 am to
It's also more gay.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:19 am to
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I can only hope you're trolling at this point.


Why would I be trolling?

It's more comfortable. I don't get the stigma.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:23 am to
only problem i have with this is when my dick touches the water
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:41 am to
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Urinating Sitting Down


Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14906 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:44 am to
This is the gayest thing I've ever heard. Heard about it in the past year from a liberal so go figure.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:35 am to
I clean my own bathroom because women can't clean for shite. I pee sitting down for that reason. Also for the reason I've removed and re-installed many toilets and the urine that seeps under them from people missing the mark stinks to high heaven.


indoors=sit

outdoors=stand
Posted by Cosmo
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.


This

At home piss sitting down all the time.

Public obviously not
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:54 am to
Sitting down to piss in order to pretend that I’m pooping and fricking around on my phone if the wife pops in asking where tf I am is one of my favorite pastimes
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:16 am to
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European men traditionally urinate sitting down


This explains a lot


quote:

Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.


How is it cleaner to sit on a toilet rather than stand on your feet and easier to pull your pants down and sit rather than quickly unzip and whip it out

I’ll continue to piss standing up like a man
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:23 am to
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Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:41 pm to
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This subject came up a few months ago and some guy talked about how he sits down to piss when he goes to the bathroom at night and how it's much better that way. Well that was a bit of an epiphany for me and I found out he was right. No tripping or stumbling in the dark. No piss on the seat or floor. No just standing there swaying in some uncomfortable half sleep.


This i understand and I think is an exception but I’m not peeing sitting down during the day
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:47 pm to
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Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.


If you’re too damned lazy to whip your dick out and stand there to take a piss, then what use are you?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:51 pm to
The OT: You take an RV camping instead of tent camping. fig.

Also half the OT: I sit when I pee.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Member since Apr 2008
38619 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.


How is whipping your dick out harder than pulling your pants all the way down, squatting down, and then pulling your pants back up?

I'm sorry but sitting down when you pee is so soft. Just wear a sign that says "my wife has me whipped and makes me sit down to pee so I don't splash anything on the toilet." Because that's what it boils down to.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:56 pm to
Look at all y’all fancy motherfrickers peeing inside

Outdoors standing up like Jesus did
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42882 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:57 pm to
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I learned that when I lived in Europe years ago. European men traditionally urinate sitting down


That explains why Americans have kicked the German's and most of continental Europe who were the German's allies arses in 2 consecutive world wars.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:58 pm to
Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:00 pm to
I sit all the time unless not at home.


My pee comes out better sitting
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42882 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:01 pm to
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Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking


and now they get their arses handed to them by American ladies.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42882 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:02 pm to
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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor. We can do better.


frick that. The only time I pee sitting down is when I am already sitting because I am shitting or I am too drunk to stand.
This post was edited on 8/12/24 at 1:03 pm
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