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Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:19 am to Centinel
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I can only hope you're trolling at this point.
Why would I be trolling?
It's more comfortable. I don't get the stigma.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:23 am to RFK
only problem i have with this is when my dick touches the water
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:44 am to RFK
This is the gayest thing I've ever heard. Heard about it in the past year from a liberal so go figure.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:35 am to RFK
I clean my own bathroom because women can't clean for shite. I pee sitting down for that reason. Also for the reason I've removed and re-installed many toilets and the urine that seeps under them from people missing the mark stinks to high heaven.
indoors=sit
outdoors=stand
indoors=sit
outdoors=stand
Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:52 am to Odysseus32
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Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.
This
At home piss sitting down all the time.
Public obviously not
Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:54 am to RFK
Sitting down to piss in order to pretend that I’m pooping and fricking around on my phone if the wife pops in asking where tf I am is one of my favorite pastimes
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:16 am to RFK
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European men traditionally urinate sitting down
This explains a lot
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Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.
How is it cleaner to sit on a toilet rather than stand on your feet and easier to pull your pants down and sit rather than quickly unzip and whip it out
I’ll continue to piss standing up like a man
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:41 pm to Pandy Fackler
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This subject came up a few months ago and some guy talked about how he sits down to piss when he goes to the bathroom at night and how it's much better that way. Well that was a bit of an epiphany for me and I found out he was right. No tripping or stumbling in the dark. No piss on the seat or floor. No just standing there swaying in some uncomfortable half sleep.
This i understand and I think is an exception but I’m not peeing sitting down during the day
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:47 pm to RFK
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Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.
If you’re too damned lazy to whip your dick out and stand there to take a piss, then what use are you?
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:51 pm to RFK
The OT: You take an RV camping instead of tent camping. fig.
Also half the OT: I sit when I pee.
Also half the OT: I sit when I pee.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:55 pm to RFK
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Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.
How is whipping your dick out harder than pulling your pants all the way down, squatting down, and then pulling your pants back up?

I'm sorry but sitting down when you pee is so soft. Just wear a sign that says "my wife has me whipped and makes me sit down to pee so I don't splash anything on the toilet." Because that's what it boils down to.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:56 pm to Cosmo
Look at all y’all fancy motherfrickers peeing inside
Outdoors standing up like Jesus did
Outdoors standing up like Jesus did
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:57 pm to RFK
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I learned that when I lived in Europe years ago. European men traditionally urinate sitting down
That explains why Americans have kicked the German's and most of continental Europe who were the German's allies arses in 2 consecutive world wars.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:58 pm to WeeWee
Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:00 pm to RFK
I sit all the time unless not at home.
My pee comes out better sitting
My pee comes out better sitting
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:01 pm to Krane
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Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking
and now they get their arses handed to them by American ladies.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:02 pm to RFK
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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor. We can do better.
frick that. The only time I pee sitting down is when I am already sitting because I am shitting or I am too drunk to stand.
This post was edited on 8/12/24 at 1:03 pm
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