Proof That Dogs Communicate In English

My Nymeria was a telepath.

But no, she could not speak English.

"Tell mom and dad I'm a good boy"

Sometimes they have an Aussie accent.

quote:

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Me Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog ruth

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Guy is in this bar with his dog. Bartender says dog has to go. Guys says, he's like a person, he can talk. Bartender says prove it. Guy asks dog, how was your day today? Dog says ruff. Guys says, see, told ya, rough day. Watch this. Guy asks dog, who's the greatest baseball player of all time. Dog says, ruth. Guy says, see I told ya, Ruth! Bartender tells him to get the hell out.


Little ways down the street the dog turns toward the guy and says, Do you think I should have said Willie Mays?

All you have to do is talk to the police dog like a little baby in English and he won't attack you.

My 4 year old black lab absolutely understands english. He can tell it's getting closer to deer season by the activities that go on around my house. We can't even say the words "find" or "deer" in the same sentence from the start of August on. He will go absolutely crazy. And god forbid he sees me charge his garmin tracking collar he will go get in the SxS and just stare like "okay lets load up we gotta go track one" and will get absolutely depressed looking when I tell him it's not time. That damn dog is my absolute best friend.