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re: Pretty girl asks Reddit to roast her. What follows may be one of the greatest of all time
Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:38 pm to LSUminati
Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:38 pm to LSUminati
quote:
if you are a viable male, speaking like that to women makes them go wild
but not every man is viable. if you aren't, you'll know
This post was edited on 6/28/23 at 3:39 pm
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Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:45 pm to anc
She can move in on these nuts
Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:50 pm to jmarto1
quote:
It isnt just incels anymore. There is a lot of push back on the current culture of American women and rightfully so
A huge chunk of it is DEFINITELY incels, though, as well as a small number of non-incel influencers who figured out that incels will watch their shite and pay them lots of money to agree with them.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:54 pm to kingbob
I can’t read that. So small and I’m old and blind. 
Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:55 pm to anc
Posted on 6/28/23 at 3:59 pm to anc
Hold down the picture and click Show Text
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:06 pm to HempHead
quote:
feel the seething resentment that he can’t bag a chick like her.
Well, he did write a thesis of a response on reddit. I can't read the /u of that poster, but I bet his post history is similar.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:09 pm to anc
Of course the mods banned him for that comment lol Reddit is a joke
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:12 pm to anc
Damn he’s accurate
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:16 pm to anc
Lame
There were some roasts from Reddit posted on here that had me crying at my desk they were so funny
There were some roasts from Reddit posted on here that had me crying at my desk they were so funny
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:18 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
This is old
What does she look like now? How much of the life's prognostication came true?
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:33 pm to anc
She said roast her…
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:42 pm to danilo
quote:Your loss. It was very good.
Aint reading all that
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:46 pm to anc
He’s basically parroting the red pill/manosphere/incel philosophy.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:48 pm to stout
quote:
That dude has never touched a chick in a sexual way where feelings were reciprocated
see i feel like its the opposite. all that energy he had for this post once went into caring too much for a chick that broke him. lots of these dudes out there and i kinda feel for em.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:48 pm to anc
While the dude may be an incel, his post is fairly accurate. I have seen a lot of “roast me” post from smoke shows . Like, what are you looking for? This is clearly, I want to hear how hot I am.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 4:55 pm to evil cockroach
His post is likely accurate, but he makes way too many hateful assumptions in it. We are living in a world where too many people approach life with nothing but bitterness and resentment like the guy making the post. He clearly hates himself.
Somehow, the less attractive members of society have decided it isnt worth it to get married to someone like them and start a family. Its an absolutely fatal problem as our birth rate has been below replacement level since the 70s. Western civilization has become a suicide cult.
Somehow, the less attractive members of society have decided it isnt worth it to get married to someone like them and start a family. Its an absolutely fatal problem as our birth rate has been below replacement level since the 70s. Western civilization has become a suicide cult.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 5:01 pm to anc
quote:
But you came here fishing for compliments, didn't you? I mean, you know you're good looking. I'm sure men are all trying to frick you, and will be until you get a bit older and your looks fade. You lips are a huge asset, major DSL, and I'm sure you get complimented constantly on your lips and your eyes. You did everything in your power to show them off in this pic.
So you gave people nothing to work with and you know it. You carefully tailored this post to be as un-roastable as possible. Then, to make it seem like that's not what you were doing, you wrote a title saying you don't make money and smoke a lot of weed, acting like it was some huge self-deprecation, except:
• This is Reddit, people fricking LOVE weed around here. If anything, admitting you smoke like a chimney would only endear you to most redditors.
• Pretty girls don't need to have careers. Unlike with men, it's purely optional for girls like you, since we both know you can get a man any time you want. It would be trivial for you to get a reasonably attractive man who made over $100k a year to marry you and impregnate you, at which point the fact that you have no career becomes meaningless.
The true roast here is that you have no value as a person apart from your looks, specifically your lips, eyes, hair, and face in general. Your body is almost certainly nothing special other than the fact that you're not fat, or else you would have worn something fitted to show it off. So you're flat, probably no arse either. Just a skinny chick with a meh body and a really frickable face.
It's pretty common for girls like you to drift aimlessly through like with no real goals or ambition because your life is already on easy mode and you have no fear of ending up in a bad place.
You mention that you're super poor, yet you smoke tons of weed. Weed is expensive. You're obviously not paying for it. You're getting it for free one way or another because of your face.
You'll spend your 20s wasting the best years of your life in that dead-end job smoking weed all the time. You'll date lots of "Chad" guys who will frick your face for a while and get lots of fond memories of it, but who will ultimately get bored of nutting in and on you, and move on to a more fulfilling relationship with a better long-term girlfriend. You'l ride the "dick carousel in this way and waste your 20s on dead end relationships like your dead end job.
In your late 20s to mid 30s sometime, you'll panic and finally know fear. Fear of being alone and failing at life. So you'll so what all the other many, many pretty women do at that age once they realize they won't be young and pretty forever: you'll settle. You'll find a guy who makes good money who is good enough" to stand being around, and you'll convince yourself you love him and lie to yourself that you're not "settling* even though that's exactly what you're doing. So you'l get married and maybe pregnant in order to assuage your fears of aging alone and poor.
But then once your fears are gone, you'll realize that settling sucks and you'll be bored. How you deal with that boredom will define your life. Do you just smoke weed for the next 50 years? Could work. Do you cheat? Lots of drama, might backfire, or might get you an "Upgrade" to a guy who looks better on paper and stimulates you more. Will suck for husband 1 though, as if you'd care. Do you throw yourself into spending your husband's money on things like luxuries and travel? This is the safest choice and the most popular one. Will it be all of the above? It's choose your own adventure, except this is really the only significant choice you'll be making in your life.
It's not a life I'd want, either as you, or as your male partner, but then again, I don't want to waste my life smoking weed and living on my looks, I understand that we only live once, for a relatively short time, and then we die and are gone forever, so I place a bit more value on my life than you do.
Posted on 6/28/23 at 5:03 pm to touchdownjeebus
quote:Spit.
She said roast her…
Prolly wood
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