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re: Post things your wife does that’s almost unforgivable

Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:05 am to
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:05 am to
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I just knew, KNEW you were a lib pothead.


I only consume pot irregularly. It makes me paranoid. My wife smokes a lot though, and at points in my life I have smoked a bunch too.

So do quite a few of my friends.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

because the food will clog the screen at the bottom of the dishwasher and I'm the one that has to clear it out


I guess I didn't think you meant like... half eaten plates of spaghetti or what not. I thought you meant she didn't put them in there already basically clean.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16526 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Scheduling a two week vacation .... to visit her family


I don’t care what football game is going on, making me waste two weeks vacation on her family isn’t happening.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14546 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:08 am to
quote:

She squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube like some sort of uncivilized heathen. It’s taken me 21 years to overcome the shame and publicly admit this.


We keep our our tubes of toothpaste separate for this reason!
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:08 am to
quote:

It makes me paranoid.


It also explains alot.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14546 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:08 am to
Says things like no, and shut the frick up and I don’t feel like it.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13257 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:13 am to
This will be the third time I posted this.... I feel like one of these threads should get a sticky...

She says she's ready to go when she's not even close. I've told her a million times I don't care how long you take to get ready....just don't say you're ready unless you are!! She will NEVER grasp this concept.
Posted by Yobosh
Member since Jul 2018
99 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:14 am to
State ?
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5424 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:14 am to
Aside from the toilet paper issue, how she has her side of the vanity and I have the side of the vanity also filled with her stuff and a few things of mine.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:15 am to
quote:

I guess I didn't think you meant like... half eaten plates of spaghetti or what not. I thought you meant she didn't put them in there already basically clean.



No, she will take her plate and/or the kids plate and dump whatever will fall off down the disposal then put the plate directly into the dishwasher without even rinsing it, at all, none whatsoever.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117799 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:16 am to
That is freaking nasty, bro.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65348 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:18 am to
When my wife and I got married she was a fabric softener junkie. She would use so much fricking fabric softener on the towels that they didn't absorb shite. It was just a huge squeegie. The towels were 100% waterproof. I stopped that shite during week 1. Towels are meant to absorb.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12112 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Gets mad every time I hang out with friends.



DUDE!! THIS! I love my girl but I swear there is always something making her upset...
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112623 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:20 am to
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1. Scheduling a two week vacation on A&Ms Clemson and bama week to visit her family (leaving during beginning of Clemson and arriving after bama)

So you have the place to yourself for 2 big football weekends, what's the problem?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:21 am to
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That is freaking nasty, bro.



Im convinced she does it on purpose
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13257 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:21 am to
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Gets mad every time I hang out with friends.

My wife don't get MAD, but I get the "joking" guilt trip when I get home.... You home finally....wish you were home earlier...man yall hung out for awhile.... but of course she's just "joking"
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34711 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:22 am to
I want to read the thread where your wives get asked the same question. That would be great.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14381 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:22 am to
quote:

What do you consider upside down?


If the parts you put in your mouth are facing down.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12112 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:25 am to
quote:

My wife don't get MAD, but I get the "joking" guilt trip when I get home.... You home finally....wish you were home earlier...man yall hung out for awhile.... but of course she's just "joking"



Same. Like a constant passive aggressive guilt trip that makes me just not want to talk to her at all. Of course this is AFTER she TOLD me to go hang with them
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18545 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:28 am to
She cleans my car without asking me

Then I cant find shite that I need.

Its rather frustrating.
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