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Portland Oregon is having issues with Dildos

Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:46 pm




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Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.

Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.

"You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them," she said. "Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos."


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Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43589 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:47 pm to
Oregon people are so weird.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36819 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:48 pm to
Looks like bait to catch liberals
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:48 pm to
Better to hang your dildo than beat your partners face with it, I think...
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Better to hang your dildo than beat your partners face with it, I think...
I think we should take that on a case by case basis.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:50 pm to
weird
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26453 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:50 pm to
I've heard of airing out my balls but damn.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50969 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:52 pm to
You don’t normally see something like that along those lines…...
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62714 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:53 pm to
It's a message in the ghetto. Means there's a buttcrack dealer nearby.
Posted by Ducyborg
Denver, CO
Member since Apr 2012
1192 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:54 pm to
first you let the gays get married then you have dildos hanging in the air
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8609 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:55 pm to
Probably like the shoes on the powerline thing.

Indicates there is a glory hole for the gays nearby.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:59 pm to
Looks at girlfriend:

"It's like mistletoe, except you blow me."
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16022 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:07 pm to
Going to be plenty of dildos used in White Elephant games this Christmas in Portland.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40392 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Oregon people are so weird.


I'm here now. This is a very true statement.

Many hippies. And it appears as if no one works, based upon the number of people that are frequently the Starbucks and Peets coffee shops.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:15 pm to
My experience with Oregon fans -- there are a lot of dildos out there
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16370 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:18 pm to
Bunch of dicks.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50969 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Looks at girlfriend:

"It's like mistletoe, except you blow me."

Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7882 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:12 pm to
What's a dildo ?
Posted by jguidroz
South Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
1650 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Portland people are so weird.


FTFY
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76245 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

What's a dildo ?
Easy, when you find a mirror, you'll find a dildo in it.
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