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Portland Oregon is having issues with Dildos
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:46 pm
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Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.
The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.
A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.
In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.
Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.
"You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them," she said. "Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos."
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:47 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Oregon people are so weird.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:48 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Looks like bait to catch liberals
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:48 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Better to hang your dildo than beat your partners face with it, I think...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:49 pm to burdman
quote:I think we should take that on a case by case basis.
Better to hang your dildo than beat your partners face with it, I think...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:50 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I've heard of airing out my balls but damn.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:52 pm to Green Chili Tiger
You don’t normally see something like that along those lines…...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:53 pm to Green Chili Tiger
It's a message in the ghetto. Means there's a buttcrack dealer nearby.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:54 pm to Green Chili Tiger
first you let the gays get married then you have dildos hanging in the air
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:55 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Probably like the shoes on the powerline thing.
Indicates there is a glory hole for the gays nearby.
Indicates there is a glory hole for the gays nearby.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:59 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Looks at girlfriend:
"It's like mistletoe, except you blow me."
"It's like mistletoe, except you blow me."
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Going to be plenty of dildos used in White Elephant games this Christmas in Portland.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:13 pm to SouthOfSouth
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Oregon people are so weird.
I'm here now. This is a very true statement.
Many hippies. And it appears as if no one works, based upon the number of people that are frequently the Starbucks and Peets coffee shops.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:15 pm to Green Chili Tiger
My experience with Oregon fans -- there are a lot of dildos out there
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:34 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Looks at girlfriend:
"It's like mistletoe, except you blow me."
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:16 pm to SouthOfSouth
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Portland people are so weird.
FTFY
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:43 pm to ElderTiger
quote:Easy, when you find a mirror, you'll find a dildo in it.
What's a dildo ?
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