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re: Police slut shame a woman for wearing a Brazilian bikini

Posted on 8/4/20 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
851 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 9:43 pm to
The following is pretty much the same verbiage about nudity almost everywhere in the US. I know for sure the boner clause at the end is almost word-for-word the same as Bay St. Louis. I only know because I had to scrutinize the entire code do ordinances to find out about trimming a tree on my property that has a stupid preservation plaque on it.

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Semi-nude or semi-nudity means the showing of the female breast below a horizontal line across the top of the areola and extending across the width of the breast at that point, or the showing of the male or female buttocks, including the gluteal cleft. This definition shall include the lower portion of the human female breast, but shall not include any portion of the cleavage of the human female breasts exhibited by a bikini, dress, blouse, shirt, leotard, or similar wearing apparel provided the areola is not exposed in whole or in part. Specified anatomical areas means and includes: (1) Less than completely and opaquely covered: human genitals, pubic region; buttock, including the gluteal cleft; and female breast below a point immediately above the top of the areola; and (2) Human male genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely and opaquely covered.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17320 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 10:02 pm to
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16 min mark


You have stamina.

Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32967 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 10:05 pm to
She should be arrested for those trashy tats.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9623 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 10:06 pm to



code needs to be converted to a dimensional drawing that can be compared to the actual with a set of dividers and measuring tape

also how does a cop determine if a pecker is completely covered, that it is turgid but small, or just a donkey

probably also need to have a breast cup size minimum of AA to sort out the children
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 10:21 pm to
The person who reported her told the cops that she had dumps like a truck and thighs like what and she was shaken that thing like who's the ish with a look in her eyes so devilish.

You can't have that kind of thing in a civilized society.
This post was edited on 8/4/20 at 10:28 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194506 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 10:26 pm to
has anyone found her on FB/instagram?


asking for myself
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
93255 posts
Posted on 8/4/20 at 10:28 pm to
That's not a Brazilian bikini
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3519 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 12:37 am to
Note: Officer K. Dick
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
63728 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 12:44 am to
Imagine being a cop and giving a frick enough to go through all of this over something so ridiculous

And sure, maybe they were just doing what superiors told them but then again imagine being a cop and being told to do shite like this and not immediately thinking “wtf are we doing here? These priorities are fricked”
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 12:48 am to
Shes kinda hot
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:43 am to
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At about the 16 min mark I had no choice but to jerk off.


Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4801 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:50 am to
Wasting public resources.
Posted by Navtiger1
Washington
Member since Aug 2007
3368 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:50 am to
quote:

And sure, maybe they were just doing what superiors told them but then again imagine being a cop and being told to do shite like this and not immediately thinking “wtf are we doing here? These priorities are fricked”


Would rather spend 20 minutes with two half naked white trash ho's explaining the local ordinance than have to be out battling unwashed patchouli soaked douche bags throwing bricks and Molotov cocktails.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:53 am to
Is patchouli still a thing? I'm incensed if so.
Posted by Navtiger1
Washington
Member since Aug 2007
3368 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:00 am to
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I'm incensed if so.


Nice!

And in the PNW it is definitely a thing!
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15049 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:53 am to
Imagine what she'll look like naked at 70.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80476 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:54 am to
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Not if you consider the fact that female nipples are sex organs


LOL WUT?

You sound like my ex GF who said breastfeeding is disgusting because breasts are for sex.

Ummm no dumbass. Breasts are for feeding babies. The sex part of just a bonus.
Posted by Navtiger1
Washington
Member since Aug 2007
3368 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:56 am to
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Imagine what she'll look like naked at 70.


Just like she does now. Saggy flapjack titties and no arse.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:14 am to
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Where is Kenny Powers when we need him???!!!


KP is out titty-f'n waves you sponger.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:20 am to
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Imagine what she'll look like naked at 70.



Why would anybody want to do that? To anybody?
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