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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:30 pm to musick
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:32 pm to musick
Judging from the pictures, it looks like she has "pancake" titties. Which means she has long beef curtains.
No thanks. WNHI.
No thanks. WNHI.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:33 pm to musick
Not the first time I hear this about runners.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:39 pm to musick
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According to the Budde family, there are plenty of restrooms less than a block away from where the woman is running, and so believe “this is intentional.”
That's a weird fetish.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:53 pm to musick
Runners can be some sick mo-fos.
I ran a half-marathon on Tybee Island a few years back. About halfway in, started smelling something terrible. Come to figure out that it's a dude 50 ft ahead of me who had remorselessly shite himself, and was just chugging along like it was situation normal.
I certainly wasn't running for time, so I know that this guy wasn't either (which I could at least somewhat understand if you're trying to qualify for Boston or something).
I could only think to myself "how could someone have so little shame to not at least stop to clean yourself off?"
I ran a half-marathon on Tybee Island a few years back. About halfway in, started smelling something terrible. Come to figure out that it's a dude 50 ft ahead of me who had remorselessly shite himself, and was just chugging along like it was situation normal.
I certainly wasn't running for time, so I know that this guy wasn't either (which I could at least somewhat understand if you're trying to qualify for Boston or something).
I could only think to myself "how could someone have so little shame to not at least stop to clean yourself off?"
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:54 pm to musick
Ok, so it happens once. Alright. shite happens. But if this bitch is constantly shitting on people's lawns and continues to run, she's an a-hole. Get a treadmill in your house or run in a gym so you have access to a toilet. She seems nasty. Imagine her underwear and her poor washing machine. Her whole house probably smells like shite arse. Dirty broad.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:55 pm to musick
I have a buddy that used to do that. It wasn't intentional, he just always had to shite halfway through jogging. He is forever known as Shitty ever since.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:56 pm to musick
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:58 pm to PeterPeterP
Maybe she is trying to fertilize the bare spots in her neighbors' lawns.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:58 pm to musick
Often when I run, I get the incredible urge to shite.
I'll start with no issues, and usually about a mile in to the run, thankfully not longer, nature calls and the answering machine won't suffice. I must answer.
I've always made it to a toilet, but I've wondered if I couldn't make it to one.
I'll start with no issues, and usually about a mile in to the run, thankfully not longer, nature calls and the answering machine won't suffice. I must answer.
I've always made it to a toilet, but I've wondered if I couldn't make it to one.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:59 pm to musick
how did they confirm she was mad?
sounded like they had a normal conversation about it and if anything, it was the homeowner who was mad, not the runner.
im sure she is one of those liberal tree hugging SJW because conservatives have morals that prevent one from even thinking this is ok
sounded like they had a normal conversation about it and if anything, it was the homeowner who was mad, not the runner.
im sure she is one of those liberal tree hugging SJW because conservatives have morals that prevent one from even thinking this is ok
Posted on 9/19/17 at 1:01 pm to musick
Could they just run with depends on?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 1:02 pm to musick
What a shite show.
Is this the Monty Python marathon for incontinents?
Is this the Monty Python marathon for incontinents?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 1:09 pm to musick
I thought this was the same story from a while back where someone was repeatedly doing this in New Mexico. Nope, an entirely new person. How embarrasing to make the news for shitting someone's yard.
The guy being interviewed is pretty comical "Malicious fecal distribution" lol
Yard pooper
The guy being interviewed is pretty comical "Malicious fecal distribution" lol
Yard pooper
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 9/19/17 at 2:10 pm to Boudreaux35
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Been in that situation before, but I made it to a restroom. Not a pleasant few minutes trying to find one.
I had a friend of mine that took a shite in my other friend's flower bed. He did this as some sort of retaliation because the other friend's dog took a shite in his flower bed.
I promise, I am not shitting you.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 2:30 pm to musick
this is just a smear campaign against non-local runners
Posted on 9/19/17 at 2:33 pm to Will Cover
This guy have three foul mouthed genius sons?
Posted on 9/19/17 at 2:43 pm to teke184
I run 5 miles every morning. I've had to stop and take a shite. But I live in the fricking country, it's 2.5 miles to the nearest paved road from my house. I don't shite in someone's yard where their kids can see.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 2:46 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
don't they have a shite sniffing dog on the police force? those frickers could track her down in no time.
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