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Police Searching for "Mad Pooper" taking public deuces while out for runs in CO
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:57 am
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:57 am
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Police are searching for a woman who has been seen repeatedly defecating in a neighborhood while out running. Cathy Budde says her kids saw the woman mid-squat and came running back in the house to tell her. “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde said to the runner. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?!’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”
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“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”
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This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:59 am to musick
My bad.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:00 pm to musick
Probably coming down from a bad pot trip, hope the police stay safe.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:01 pm to musick
I would pii the runners butt. She hot.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:03 pm to musick
Been in that situation before, but I made it to a restroom. Not a pleasant few minutes trying to find one.
Also, taking a dump when you're sweating like that is horrible.
Also, taking a dump when you're sweating like that is horrible.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:03 pm to musick
Damn, she's got a nice turd cutter
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:04 pm to musick
few images out there but they are all blurry:


This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:06 pm to musick
I once pulled over in Gonzales on my way home from the 2010 LSU/WVU game and had to pull over and explode down a sewer grate in the middle of a neighborhood because I couldn't make it to my house a few blocks away 
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:07 pm to musick
I shite in my backyard once during undergrad
Who knew whataburger and beer was a bad combination
Who knew whataburger and beer was a bad combination
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:09 pm to musick
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few images out there but they are all blurry:
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:10 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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They look like bigpoop sightings.
fify
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:11 pm to musick
At least Bama fans use the shrubbery.


Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:17 pm to musick
It's really pathetic to worry about somebody pooping.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:19 pm to musick
Equally disturbing about this person who poops in public, is that she is okay with just carrying on without wiping.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:20 pm to musick
I used to quite frequently have to go while on runs, but at the very least I would find a bush.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:20 pm to LucasP
quote:Only took 2 replies for the stoners to surface.
Probably coming down from a bad pot trip, hope the police stay safe.
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:21 pm to vistajay
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used to quite frequently have to go while on runs, but at the very least I would find a bush.
A bird in the hand is worth a deuce in the bush?
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