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Police Searching for "Mad Pooper" taking public deuces while out for runs in CO

Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:57 am
Posted by musick
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:57 am
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Police are searching for a woman who has been seen repeatedly defecating in a neighborhood while out running. Cathy Budde says her kids saw the woman mid-squat and came running back in the house to tell her. “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde said to the runner. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?!’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”


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“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.




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This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:03 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:59 am to
My bad.


When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:00 pm to
Probably coming down from a bad pot trip, hope the police stay safe.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:01 pm to
I would pii the runners butt. She hot.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:01 pm to
i bet she's hideous.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:03 pm to
Been in that situation before, but I made it to a restroom. Not a pleasant few minutes trying to find one.

Also, taking a dump when you're sweating like that is horrible.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:03 pm to
Damn, she's got a nice turd cutter
Posted by musick
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:04 pm to
few images out there but they are all blurry:



This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:05 pm
Posted by musick
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:06 pm to
I once pulled over in Gonzales on my way home from the 2010 LSU/WVU game and had to pull over and explode down a sewer grate in the middle of a neighborhood because I couldn't make it to my house a few blocks away
This post was edited on 9/19/17 at 12:07 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125034 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:07 pm to
I shite in my backyard once during undergrad

Who knew whataburger and beer was a bad combination
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

few images out there but they are all blurry:


They look like bigfoot sightings.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:10 pm to
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They look like bigpoop sightings.


fify
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110709 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:11 pm to
At least Bama fans use the shrubbery.

Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:17 pm to
It's really pathetic to worry about somebody pooping.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:19 pm to
Equally disturbing about this person who poops in public, is that she is okay with just carrying on without wiping.
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2935 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:20 pm to
I used to quite frequently have to go while on runs, but at the very least I would find a bush.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Probably coming down from a bad pot trip, hope the police stay safe.
Only took 2 replies for the stoners to surface.

Posted by SamuelClemens
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:20 pm to
Hippies
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

used to quite frequently have to go while on runs, but at the very least I would find a bush.


A bird in the hand is worth a deuce in the bush?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:21 pm to
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