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re: Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:13 pm to MRTigerFan
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:13 pm to MRTigerFan
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open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:30 pm to Tiger Ugly
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Electronic device?
Weed whacker
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:31 pm to MRTigerFan
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With taser drawn, police say the officer ordered the man to pull up his pants and roll onto his stomach to be handcuffed.
Kinky
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:33 pm to MRTigerFan
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telling officers he was watching “YouTube” at the time.

Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:34 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Electronic device?
Cell phone?
I'm thinking marital aid of some sort.
Ole baw had a vibrator or something
This post was edited on 5/13/25 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:37 pm to MRTigerFan
He was watching that Halle Berry video and using her lube.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:38 pm to MRTigerFan
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Officers arrived at the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that he located the suspect, lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
What's the big deal here?
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:39 pm to MRTigerFan
Jeffrey Toobin works a Lowes now?
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:40 pm to MRTigerFan
Wow. Difficult to imagine what he was thinking here. Obviously, guy should have just gone home, but if he was really that bad off I'm sure Lowe's has a restroom.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:41 pm to Darth_Vader
Build a little model of that scene
Posted on 5/13/25 at 1:53 pm to MRTigerFan
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marital aid
A credit card with a high limit?
Posted on 5/13/25 at 2:00 pm to DomincDecoco
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Sorry for partying
SFP also stands for SlowFlowPro. Coincidence? I think not.
This post was edited on 5/13/25 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 5/13/25 at 2:44 pm to Hoodie
I just saw this on the ole FB feed:


Posted on 5/13/25 at 2:51 pm to MRTigerFan
I was on break..mind ya business
Posted on 5/13/25 at 2:56 pm to MRTigerFan
The Squirt Yurt's poor cousin.
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