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Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:19 pm to
She has probably been hitting the gym and having "girl's night" for 6 months while you have been drinking a 12 pack of Coors and jerking off to porn in the home office.

Get used to it, and get over it. She will be taking all kinds of dick for the next 12 months and you will be crying yourself to sleep wondering what went wrong.

Two years from now both of you will be happier than you ever thought possible before the divorce.

Find a younger model and you will get over it.
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 9:22 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7473 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:37 pm to
I assure you, her arse ain't hit the gym in 6 months

I lost 40lbs and she found em
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47684 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:40 pm to
Bang her friends and sisters when you start working your way through a few randoms.

Her friends that are interested in you will contact you, or accidentally run into you, just to see how you are doing. This is your opening.

Later, when you settle in on one, make sure she is way prettier, thinner, and has her own life together. A few years from now when your life is so good you can hardly stand it, contact the ex and thank her.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50010 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

I grew up in Bedico


Small world, was in the supermarket today. Hang tough dude you are doing the right thing taking care of them little ones.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14788 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:42 pm to
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Where do you live? In Louisiana you have to have lived separate and apart for one year with children to finalize a divorce.


can’t he get a fault divorce much quicker because of adultery?

I need to catch up on divorce laws because I have missed something.
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 9:53 pm
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
17013 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:53 pm to
Hope she doesn't clean you up on alimony and child support.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

I assure you, her arse ain't hit the gym in 6 months

I lost 40lbs and she found em




I posted before reading the whole thread. It sounds like you made a poor choice years ago when you married her but have seen the writing on the wall for a while and prepared for it properly.

As for your OP, showing up with a hickey is as trashy as it gets.

It sounds like you have landed on your feet and will be living a much better life going forward.

Just don't beat yourself up about anything and go after every young piece of tail that crosses your path. Life after divorce can be the greatest time of your life.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:51 pm to
As they say, living well is the greatest revenge.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28921 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:55 pm to
It's not just that she has a hickey but that she chose to show it. Pretty easy to cover them up in the dead of winter. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Posted by secondandshort
Member since Jan 2014
1109 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Damn right I'm here taking care of my daughters,she's getting hickied by dudes off plenty of fish...I'm winning


My advice: 1. Get your girls in church. Regularly. 2. Your biggest job is to keep them off the pole. 3. Try to keep a nice nest egg of cash nobody knows about when she takes you to court for child support. 4. Don’t talk bad about their sloot of a mother in front of them.

Seriously it’s all about your girls right now. The poon tang will come. Make sure your girls are #1.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28921 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:20 pm to
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What is she 13? What adult is getting hickeys




Apparently teachers.
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:22 pm to
But did she steal the ice trays?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64646 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

. 3. Try to keep a nice nest egg of cash nobody knows about when she takes you to court for child support.


Isnt that illegal?
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27937 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

It's not just that she has a hickey but that she chose to show it.
The hickey was just to distract from the tattoo that says "fire in the hole"
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