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re: Pick 2 animals to protect you for an hour. The others attack
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:17 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:17 pm to hawgfaninc
No hairless chimps?
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:18 pm to mikelbr
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You were so close. Rats and Buffalo is the correct answer. Seriously. This is for one hour. Remember.
I could see the logic behind that. Only hill I'm willing to die on is that if I only got to choose one, it's the rats and it's not close.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:23 pm to mikelbr
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if you hang out under the standing buffalo
You're just trying to look at the buffalo's dick
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:26 pm to hawgfaninc
3 brown bears and a hunter
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:29 pm to hawgfaninc
i'd go with
5 gorillas
4 lions
but, if the hunter with the rifle is worth s frick, it won't matter.
5 gorillas
4 lions
but, if the hunter with the rifle is worth s frick, it won't matter.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:30 pm to hawgfaninc
what type of rifle and how many rounds?
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:31 pm to hawgfaninc
Hunter with the rifle and 50 hawks. Hunter to pick off animals and the 50 hawks to fly me around out of harms reach.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:35 pm to hawgfaninc
Gotta be the hunter (assuming he has a very large number of bullets ) and the 10,000 rats, right?
This post was edited on 3/7/23 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:35 pm to Upperdecker
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Buffalo create a meat wall around you so Hunter can’t shoot you through them and animals can’t get to you
Do buffalo still stand and protect after being shot dead?
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:12 pm to hawgfaninc
If we're talking 200 lb timberwolves, Im taking the wolves and the gun (assuming there alot of ammo).
If small wolves, Im taking the bears and the gun.
If small wolves, Im taking the bears and the gun.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:18 pm to hawgfaninc
50 hawks could safely fly me away to a good bar for an hour while everybody else on the ground fights each other. If I could survive Everclear with a tequila chaser I could easily survive an hour in a bar with water down drinks.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:20 pm to Rebel
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how many rounds?
only needs one if he can hit what he aims at.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:33 pm to hawgfaninc
Give me the hunter and 10,000 rats.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:39 pm to mikelbr
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7 buffalo is a LOT of mass and will create ample shield around you from from all threats
As the hunter with rifle shoot these big animals, it will create the same natural barrier anyway
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:40 pm to IT_Dawg
what if the hunter just shoots you? Game over.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:45 pm to Packer
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50 hawks to fly me around out of harms reach.

Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:49 pm to hawgfaninc
The obvious answer is missing from the list. If I've learned anything from watching police documentaries it's that a school of Tuna can wipe out an entire pride of lions. Even the rats wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:50 pm to hawgfaninc
50 hawks to distract and annoy the larger animals and 3 brown bears because nothing is standing in the way of 4500 lbs of bear. The only problem is the hunter and the rats. A sniper takes you out in a couple seconds unless there is cover, so a couple hawks have to be dedicated to not letting him get off a clean shot. The bears can kill all of the larger animals fairly quickly, but 10,000 rats are a problem even for 50 hawks (that's 200 rats per hawk) minus any you can kill with your feet.
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