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re: Pick 2 animals to protect you for an hour. The others attack

Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
14495 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:17 pm to
No hairless chimps?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29940 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:18 pm to
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You were so close. Rats and Buffalo is the correct answer. Seriously. This is for one hour. Remember.


I could see the logic behind that. Only hill I'm willing to die on is that if I only got to choose one, it's the rats and it's not close.
Posted by Spook
504
Member since Jun 2019
280 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:20 pm to
The hunter & 4 Lions
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28730 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:23 pm to
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if you hang out under the standing buffalo


You're just trying to look at the buffalo's dick
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49447 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:26 pm to
3 brown bears and a hunter
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71416 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:29 pm to
i'd go with

5 gorillas
4 lions


but, if the hunter with the rifle is worth s frick, it won't matter.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138124 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:30 pm to
what type of rifle and how many rounds?

Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8426 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:31 pm to
Hunter with the rifle and 50 hawks. Hunter to pick off animals and the 50 hawks to fly me around out of harms reach.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32543 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:35 pm to
Gotta be the hunter (assuming he has a very large number of bullets ) and the 10,000 rats, right?
This post was edited on 3/7/23 at 12:35 pm
Posted by Fearless Liter
Member since Mar 2023
37 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 12:35 pm to
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Buffalo create a meat wall around you so Hunter can’t shoot you through them and animals can’t get to you


Do buffalo still stand and protect after being shot dead?
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9124 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:12 pm to
If we're talking 200 lb timberwolves, Im taking the wolves and the gun (assuming there alot of ammo).

If small wolves, Im taking the bears and the gun.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58824 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:18 pm to
50 hawks could safely fly me away to a good bar for an hour while everybody else on the ground fights each other. If I could survive Everclear with a tequila chaser I could easily survive an hour in a bar with water down drinks.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71416 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:20 pm to
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how many rounds?


only needs one if he can hit what he aims at.
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1557 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:33 pm to
Give me the hunter and 10,000 rats.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24358 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:39 pm to
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7 buffalo is a LOT of mass and will create ample shield around you from from all threats


As the hunter with rifle shoot these big animals, it will create the same natural barrier anyway
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71416 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:40 pm to
what if the hunter just shoots you? Game over.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20987 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:41 pm to
Rats and hawks.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

50 hawks to fly me around out of harms reach.


Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1063 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:49 pm to
The obvious answer is missing from the list. If I've learned anything from watching police documentaries it's that a school of Tuna can wipe out an entire pride of lions. Even the rats wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
15822 posts
Posted on 3/7/23 at 1:50 pm to
50 hawks to distract and annoy the larger animals and 3 brown bears because nothing is standing in the way of 4500 lbs of bear. The only problem is the hunter and the rats. A sniper takes you out in a couple seconds unless there is cover, so a couple hawks have to be dedicated to not letting him get off a clean shot. The bears can kill all of the larger animals fairly quickly, but 10,000 rats are a problem even for 50 hawks (that's 200 rats per hawk) minus any you can kill with your feet.
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