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Phrases that annoy me
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:33 am
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:33 am
Pretty much what the title says. When someone uses these phrases I immediately picture that person as a slack-jawed mouth-breather. Feel free to add your own.
1. "I would like to extend a warm welcome ..."
Are you asking for permission? Instead of saying how you would like to extend it, just go ahead and extend that welcome. We're good with it. Really.
2. "I saw a dead body ..."
The word "dead" is completely unnecessary here. Just say that you saw a body. Everyone understands the body was not alive. Zombies aren't really a thing.
1. "I would like to extend a warm welcome ..."
Are you asking for permission? Instead of saying how you would like to extend it, just go ahead and extend that welcome. We're good with it. Really.
2. "I saw a dead body ..."
The word "dead" is completely unnecessary here. Just say that you saw a body. Everyone understands the body was not alive. Zombies aren't really a thing.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:35 am to foshizzle
“We agree to disagree”. Just man up and say “we disagree”.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:35 am to foshizzle
That girl has a hell of a body.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:42 am to foshizzle
“See what had happened was...”
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:44 am to fightin tigers
quote:
That girl has a hell of a body.
Well, I guess she's dead, then.
So sad.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 5:57 am to foshizzle
“I know it goes without saying, but...”
Or
“I know I don’t need to tell you, but...”
Or
“I know I don’t need to tell you, but...”
This post was edited on 2/11/18 at 5:58 am
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:05 am to foshizzle
"No offense, but..."
It's always followed by an offensive comment.
It's always followed by an offensive comment.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:14 am to foshizzle
It is what it is........
frick

frick
This post was edited on 2/11/18 at 6:15 am
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:17 am to foshizzle
quote:
Phrases that annoy me
"Foshizzle my nizzle"
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:18 am to foshizzle
Back in the day
and
This here
and
This here
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:21 am to foshizzle
"It is what it is" is the most worthless saying devised. And I let people know by responding to them, "well, it's not what it isn't."
Honorable mention: "Havin' fun yet?" It seems ingrained to redneck bumfricks to say this to ask how's your day going.
Honorable mention: "Havin' fun yet?" It seems ingrained to redneck bumfricks to say this to ask how's your day going.
This post was edited on 2/11/18 at 6:24 am
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:37 am to foshizzle
"Well, to be honest with you..."
It implies that you may usually not be honest in what you're saying.
I always remember Mr. Rackley (the guy who owns the house off highland with the Indian shooting an arrow and who moves the chicken) telling me that. He would always ask me some off the wall shite and I would start with "well, to be honest..." and he would say "dammit son, quit saying that...." and explain what I wrote above.
It's not so much that it annoys me, but his point was taken and now when people say it, I always think of his explanation.
It implies that you may usually not be honest in what you're saying.
I always remember Mr. Rackley (the guy who owns the house off highland with the Indian shooting an arrow and who moves the chicken) telling me that. He would always ask me some off the wall shite and I would start with "well, to be honest..." and he would say "dammit son, quit saying that...." and explain what I wrote above.
It's not so much that it annoys me, but his point was taken and now when people say it, I always think of his explanation.
quote:This is just dumb and your reasoning makes no sense. There is a difference between a dead body and a body.
2. "I saw a dead body ..."
The word "dead" is completely unnecessary here. Just say that you saw a body. Everyone understands the body was not alive.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:38 am to fightin tigers
quote:RIP
That girl has a hell of a body.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:43 am to BRgetthenet
"We can't tonight, it's that time of the month." 
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:46 am to foshizzle
When announcers talk about a players “swagger”
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:49 am to TitleistProV1X
Referring to hot women as "talent".
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:52 am to foshizzle
“Second of all...”
When you have a list of things to discuss or argue, saying “First of all” lets your audience know that you’ll be discussing more than just this one thing. So “second of all” is unnecessary. Say “secondly”, or “second”.
When you have a list of things to discuss or argue, saying “First of all” lets your audience know that you’ll be discussing more than just this one thing. So “second of all” is unnecessary. Say “secondly”, or “second”.
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