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re: Pete Davidson is one ugly dude, but he gets women like he's Leonardo Dicaprio

Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18913 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:14 pm to
Maybe he has a big hog leg
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
483 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:21 pm to
FWIW, Kim Kardashian said Pete Davidson brings that "BDE" (Big Dick Energy)

As many guys as she's been with, if she says he's big, he must be huge.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32921 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:22 pm to
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He’s cock a big cock. Women like big cocks.


This. Kim K. Talked about it after they broke up. She said she could feel his BDE the minute she met him, and that he more than met the expectation. Apparently he's got a huge dick and knows how to use it.
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
5866 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:23 pm to
Big Jewish cock
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15249 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:26 pm to
This thread reminds me of a bunch of gossiping women at the office. Man do i miss the watercooler at work.
This post was edited on 11/14/22 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:27 pm to
I heard

His dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

His dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of him from high school.

His dick has an elevator and a lobby.

His dick was once the ambassador to China.

His dick was recruited by Alabama, but Saban didn't want a bigger dick than him on the team.

Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19691 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I heard

His dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

His dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of him from high school.

His dick has an elevator and a lobby.

His dick was once the ambassador to China.

His dick was recruited by Alabama, but Saban didn't want a bigger dick than him on the team.


Whenever he enters a dick measuring contest, he pulls out just enough to win.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53851 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:31 pm to
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Ariana Grande once said he was hung like a mule and said its easily 10 inches.
so his dick is taller than she is?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60873 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:32 pm to
Some guys just walk up and stick it in. Ol Pete sticks it in and walks up.
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:33 pm to
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Pete Davidson


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Supposedly dating emily ratajkowski now


This dude doesn’t fricking miss. What a legend in his own time
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:34 pm to
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Whenever he enters a dick measuring contest, he pulls out just enough to win.




His dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
4079 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:34 pm to
Aside from the dick rumors, he's pretty repulsive and just barely famous enough to make people click a story to see that each of these bitches is looking for a fame bump after a divorce or before a book/show/product release.

He's probably getting paid to be a controlled PR faux pas.

He's a cultural "Limited Hangout"
Posted by JW
Los Angeles
Member since Jul 2004
5068 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:38 pm to
Pretty repulsive? I mean he's not what most would call traditionally handsome. But he seems like a good dude, is funny, famous and successful. And with a big wang.

how many of those boxes do you check?
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19691 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:39 pm to
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His dick is so big, it only plays arenas.


His dick's so big, it's got it's own heart and lungs.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:40 pm to
This board's jealous obsession with Pete Davidson never gets old
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13741 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:41 pm to
1) I don’t find him very funny, but women do, and women like funny guys.

2) Troubled soul and women love to be tormented by the darkness, whether it’s the bad boys, addicts, morons, or instability.

3) Fame. These days women love fame more than money or power.

4) Nine inches. A legitimate 9 inches. Something about the combination of his personality and appearance is irresistible when topped off with a hog the size of her forearm.



Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:44 pm to
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I mean he's not what most would call traditionally handsome.


He's got a face that could send a train down a dirt road.

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But he seems like a good dude


He seems like a piece of shite, but whatever.

quote:

is funny,


No

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famous and successful.


True

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And with a big wang.


Allegedly
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
31213 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:44 pm to
pro tip: woman like funny guys. Thats why you see them hang out with the flamboyant ghey types

I guess these chicks find him funny. Not funny like a clown, but he amuses them. Hes funny, like in how he tells a story. However, that wears out pretty quickly it seems
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11771 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:47 pm to
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These chicks can land any dude they want. How can they by pass him being that ugly


A ton of girls don't give a damn about looks. They're more interested in tattoos and douchebaggery
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
4079 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:48 pm to
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Pretty repulsive?


Yeah he looks like an extra from trainspotting that hasn't showered in a while.

I shrugged the first 2 he pulled. Now the train of them and the media attention it gets just tells me he's mostly there to get the headlines for the girl he's with.
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