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re: People who treat dogs like humans are weirdos...

Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:22 pm to
I was telling my dog this very same thing when we were drinking coffee this morning. He said I was full of crap, and that there wasn't anything wrong with it. Then he licked his balls.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:22 pm to
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I have been melting for two weeks over this dog


this says a lot
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131654 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:23 pm to
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. It tries to fight every dog.

Last week it tried to bite a 3 yr old child walking by.



Train it then.

It is a dog. It cannot help it, it is an innocent animal. It is up to you to train it properly.

We have a rescue that has some severe issues, but I am working with it every day because I know that it was abused and it is not this animal's fault.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69635 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:24 pm to
Let me guess...you're one of those that doesn't take the time to train and the dog and expects it to miraculously decide that it's going to know when and how to go outside? Then physically abuses it when it doesn't know what the frick to do.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:24 pm to
Gotta be the alpha. Otherwise, a dog will walk all over you.

That said, there's nothing wrong with some cuddling and affection towards your dog. It's just gotta know who leads the pack.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:25 pm to
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Another vote for getting rid of the dog. Consider bringing it to an out of state shelter or put it down instead of doing something that may get you arrested for animal cruelt


She agrees with me. It's a dumbass who can't listen or comprehend instructions. The trainer pretty much came for an interview, looked at the dog and said "he's a fricking dumbass" in not so many words.

The SOB has been chasing his hind leg around for 3 days. He catches it, bites it and starts screaming. Rinse repeat.

Two weeks ago, it fricked its bed mat so hard its dick hung out for 30 minutes and couldnt go back it because it was caught on its pubic hair (so said the vet). So it screamed for 30 minutes.

It's a problem.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:27 pm to
I like when grown men walk dogs in a stroller
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
15154 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:28 pm to
DupontsCircle < dog
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:28 pm to
Sounds like you need to put that stupid mutt down before it has a chance to reproduce.

7.62 is a good caliber for euthanizing a canine.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:28 pm to
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Gotta be the alpha.


I told her she has to be the pack leader. She is incapable of disciplining the dog consistently. I try to train it to walk on a leash, etc. She just lets it run wild over her.

My frustration isn't so much at the dog because it's a dumbass, it's kind of with her to an extent.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:28 pm to
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dick hung out for 30 minutes and couldnt go back


hate when that happens
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:29 pm to
There is a guy that hunts with us that gets birthday cakes for his dogs and does photo shoots of them

He's single
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:30 pm to
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My frustration isn't so much at the dog because it's a dumbass, it's kind of with her to an extent.


Throw them both out of the car window
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:34 pm to
Wanna know the best part of owning a big goofy indoor dog? He is a natural deterrent for keeping uptight fricks like you out of my house.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:35 pm to
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He is a natural deterrent for keeping uptight fricks like you out of my house.




Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:35 pm to
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Ever since I locked myself out the house with his dumbass for 4 hours.

You locked yourself out and the dog is the dumbass?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72709 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:36 pm to
Tell your gf that her stupid piece of shite ankle biter got to go.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:36 pm to
Just smoke a joint. It'll all work it's self out.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:40 pm to
true. have a friend who continues to refer to himself as the dog's dad???
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