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Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:37 pm to Lugnut
This is hard to masturbate to
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:41 pm to Lugnut
quote:
I said nice talking to you and went back to living room to watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
How do you jerkoff to that?
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:12 pm to Lugnut
quote:
Just got out of shower, went to bedroom were wife was in bed already, told wife, “how are you doing...”. Wife pulled one earplug out, looked away from kindle, and said....” what? I’m reading.”
I said nice talking to you and went back to living room to watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
This is what you have to look forward too. Sorry!
Yep, that's why I just won't feel bad once I reach that breaking point and just go out and get what I want. Vows work both ways, she wants to go through her phase, I'll go through mine. I'm not going to beg too much.
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:23 pm to Lugnut
Options:
1) Go back in there, pull an earbud out, replace with your dick.
2) Go back in there and put your dick on her face
3) Go back in there, get under the covers, scoot over close to her, and start masturbating furiously
1) Go back in there, pull an earbud out, replace with your dick.
2) Go back in there and put your dick on her face
3) Go back in there, get under the covers, scoot over close to her, and start masturbating furiously
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:32 pm to Lugnut
You leaving didn't help. Unless you have Johnny Depp money of $30,000 for monthly wine.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:36 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Options:
Option 4: I've been married for 13 years and I'm gonna go watch TV on the couch.
frick all that noise. Once a week is fine for me at 40. Peace and quiet is more difficult to obtain
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:42 pm to Lugnut
Watching a movie in silence with a nice drink sounds like a solid evening.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:46 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
I've been married for 13 years
I have you beat by a few years and I would do exactly as i suggested
but I’m petulant and petty
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:49 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
How do you jerkoff to that?
Maybe he plans on making her an angry pirate later
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:11 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
We’ve already done it twice tonight
Pics?
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:49 am to Lugnut
Next time just ask her, “ butt stuff?”
Posted on 6/23/18 at 1:25 am to Lugnut
Sorry you dont know how to sex up your wife. To real men out there... OP is spreading fake news
This post was edited on 6/23/18 at 1:25 am
Posted on 6/23/18 at 6:39 am to Lugnut
Talk to your wife about getting hormone pellets and the dr can give a little extra bump of T. My wife gets them and her sex drive is through the roof. God bless testosterone.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 6:42 am to Lugnut
Every time I see the pile of clothes in front of my dryer I wish I was married
Posted on 6/23/18 at 6:53 am to Lugnut
Are you recently married? Less than 5 years?
Remember these moments, young padawan. You will long for them later.
Remember these moments, young padawan. You will long for them later.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 7:01 am to Lugnut
Never again
Posted on 6/23/18 at 7:08 am to Lugnut
Damn Dude.
Obviously you married up, out kicked your coverage and you’re boring her to death.
You need to work on being a more interesting man and go study how to up your game.
Obviously you married up, out kicked your coverage and you’re boring her to death.
You need to work on being a more interesting man and go study how to up your game.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 7:09 am to Bama and Beer
quote:You divorced baw?
Never again
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