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Posted on 6/22/18 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39565 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 9:59 pm to
Me and wife were laying in bed chillin watching a show and I started lightly caressing her arm. Five minutes later we’re knocking it out.

You’re doing it wrong.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:00 pm to
marriage is not meant to be spouses holding hands all the time.
quote:

went back to living room to watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
this is more concerning
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

lightly caressing her arm
stop it you’re turning me on
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53973 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

went to bedroom were wife was in bed


Pics?

quote:

how are you doing...”. Wife pulled one earplug out, looked away from kindle, and said....” what? I’m reading.”


This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 10:02 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:02 pm to
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I think you’re missing the point that he wanted to put his donger in her




I would hope after 13 years of marriage he has brushed up on communication skills and learned how to suggest what he wants better than "how are you doing".

Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9754 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:03 pm to
Guess how I know you don’t have kids?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

13 years


Time for an escort. She’ll listen to your feelings.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

Me and wife were laying in bed chillin watching a show and I started lightly caressing her arm



This sounds like one of them romance novels


I tell my wife “you can fall asleep, won’t bother me”
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1523 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:04 pm to
Y’all are missing the point.

She’s in bed on a Friday night and it’s only 10:00
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:05 pm to
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She’s in bed on a Friday night and it’s only 10:00


Vs. what? Watching tv on the couch?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:05 pm to
Vs walking back from Fred’s free drinks drunk off of Tequilla sunrises BAW
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 10:06 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45542 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:06 pm to
She puts earplugs in to read?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:06 pm to
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She’s in bed on a Friday night and it’s only 10:00




I get up every morning during the week around 4:30 am(including Friday).


Sometimes by Friday...I'm just fricking exhausted and going to bed before 10 pm because sleep sounds better than anything else. I'm a married woman...not a partying college kid.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:08 pm to
What if your old man is tryna get some stank on his hang down?
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 10:08 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:08 pm to
You do realize you could always have sex during the day if she is so tired at night? Like lazy Saturday morning sex?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53816 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:08 pm to
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Y’all are missing the point. 

She’s in bed on a Friday night and it’s only 10:00

We are drinking wine on the couch watching a documentary. We'll be in bed by 11-1130 though after we kick my daughter out of our bed

We have a bigger TV in our bedroom. Married and both in our 40s now. Nothing good happens after midnight anymore
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1523 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:10 pm to
Y’all don’t understand. I will get laid one way or the other. It just what happens after 13 years. Just kidding maybe not!
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

morning sex
old ole lady wasn’t much on AM boot knockin
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

I will get laid one way or the other.


trillhog alter!!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39565 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:11 pm to
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Guess how I know you don’t have kids?

You’d be wrong. They were upstairs watching a movie. Cmon man shite.
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