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re: Pennsylvania Dance Teacher Gets the Cuffs for Teaching the Horizontal Mambo

Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:54 am to
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11678 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:54 am to
THIS is nice.

Better than latoya and covid for sure

Upvote
Posted by avondale88
Montgomery
Member since May 2009
2634 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:56 am to
When I went to LSU many years ago, most of the male cheerleaders were on the wrestling and gymnastics teams at LSU. They sure didn't look like that Saint's cheerleader and neither did they participate in any dance routines. They mostly held the girls up on their shoulders and did backflips and flips and led cheers.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
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Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:34 pm to
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Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54752 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:36 pm to
girl on girl?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53452 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:42 pm to
15 yr old dancing baw
BUT I'm sure she's twirled a chick or 2
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35751 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

-Ballroom Slitz

-The Freeze (or i'll shoot)

-The Tush Push
(didnt have to change this one at all, joke wrote itself)

-The Hope-She Pokeies

-Teach me how to frickie


Or to quote the great Garth Brooks:

quote:

My friends all tell me that I'm not your kind
They say I better pray your love is blind
You got to save me, I'm a victim of your circumstance
Whoa, I know it's crazy, but baby, let's lay down and dance
This post was edited on 9/9/20 at 12:47 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

What kind of straight 15 year old boy takes dance classes?



It wasn't dance classes. It was "dance classes".
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27914 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:53 pm to
Grown arse women with belly button rings do it in the butt.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10412 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:00 pm to
Bet that kid’s dad was pretty relieved when he found out his son was sleeping with the dance teacher.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
18677 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:02 pm to
WTF was a straight teenager dude doing taking Dance lessons ???? She may have saved him.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25867 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:03 pm to
Parents need to drop charges. This woman cured their son of the ghey.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10412 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:04 pm to
Dad will have to act angry now, but it’ll probably become a funny/proud story he tells pretty quick.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73502 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Dad will have to

see the nudes the teacher sent.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:07 pm to
Thumbs up for the creative post title
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53452 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:18 pm to

Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17312 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Where the hell were these teachers when I was 15?



quote:

I would have enjoyed the ride while it lasted.



quote:

I would have kept my mouth shut

Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
18743 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 2:49 pm to
Quote “ What kind of straight 15 year old boy takes dance classes?”

Actually it’s not a bad idea, I can’t dance worth a frick, but my little brother took tumbling and dance when he was a kid and when he got to his teens and early 20’s he could 2 step a storm and was a killer ladies man.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17610 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Probably a wildcat in the sack. 


Mid 20s with a nose ring and belly ring
Absolutely


Speaking from experience...they are fun as hell
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

What kind of straight 15 year old boy takes dance classes?


One who wanted to try to frick the instructor? Its just a theory, but I doubt it. 15 year olds are dumb and wouldn't think of doing something like that.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11747 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 3:23 pm to
So if he was 15 in 2018 then she was 22 in 2018. That's only a 7 year difference. Is anyone really mad about this?
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