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re: Paulina Porizkova has an interesting IG post up

Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:39 pm to
Who’s gonna drive her home...tonight?
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4893 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:48 pm to
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Not a fan of no bush

You and me both brother. I am to my knowledge the foremost proponent of bush walking this planet.

I say this without an ounce of pretentious hyperbole, but given the chance, you could put Porizkova up against any average looking 55 year old woman off the street with a perfectly shaped chevron muff, and I'm going with the muff 999 times out of 1000.

And even that is a grossly conservative estimate, because, you know, math and $hit.

I do not know how this happened, but I'm sure it is purely a Freudian thing with me as the first nude woman I glimpsed were from my dad's magazine stash in the early '70s before shaving became en vogue, and since then a woman's pubic hair has always represented for me the alpha and omega of their beauty and sexuality.

Anyway, thank you for allowing me to rant.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17618 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:52 pm to
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before shaving became en vogue,
Pondering this, I assume shaving uglies caught traction once disposable safety razors went mainstream?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89741 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:53 pm to
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So you will get banned because of a risque pic but it's ok to post a video of two people being murdered?

Makes sense.


Hand bras

But you can just google and see her nips if you want.
This post was edited on 2/4/21 at 1:54 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76202 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:54 pm to
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I assume shaving uglies caught traction once disposable porn went mainstream?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38038 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:57 pm to
I had so much sex with her when I was a kid. Her and Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson, Kim Alexis, Carrol Alt and the baddest swimsuit model evah...Christy Brinkley.

And they were some freaks too.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31551 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 1:57 pm to
....and I just popped over to Liz Hurleys Instagram.

Wow.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 2:12 pm to
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excuse for attention whoring


Doesn't have to whore it from me.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26046 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by Skankhunt46
Member since Feb 2020
56 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 4:28 pm to
She needs a new sugar daddy
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25913 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 4:52 pm to
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Men are biologically programmed to spread their seed, inserting themselves into fertile containers which advertise their viability through youth.
What does this say for men who do not want children?
Men who have all the kids they wanted? Men who don’t want kids right this second?
Unevolved.

Right...and I’m sure she was so evolved that during her childbearing years the only men she found attractive were ugly, fat, unsuccessful, poor men.

fricking ridiculous.
Posted by LSUBadger
Member since Jan 2014
2238 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:06 pm to
Her husband was Ric Okazak from The Cars. Rock star but not a good looking guy at all.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33615 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:08 pm to
The younger Paulina had some great ski slopes...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92217 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:08 pm to
Good looks not required if you’re a rockstar
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5635 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:14 pm to
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and I just popped over to Liz Hurleys Instagram.

Wow.




Yes, she looks fabulous too. I have no idea why anyone in the media is complaining about seeing pictures of scantily clad gorgeous women. What has happened to the world?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40923 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:22 pm to
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Noice for her age.


Nice for any age
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:37 pm to
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Good looks not required if you’re a rockstar

Clearly. Ric Ocasak has to be one of tge ugliest dudes. If he were a simple accountant, he wouldn't have been able to find an OT 3 that would want to marry him
This post was edited on 2/4/21 at 5:38 pm
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:48 pm to
A bit of Paulina trivia - because of her last name and being brunette, she was billed as a Czech model, but she actually was raised by her grandmother in ...



... SWEDEN, and spoke Swedish natively.

Could relate a couple of interesting stories that she related about going to Paris on her own as a young teen model, but I'm sure y'all wouldn't want to have sinful thoughts.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105280 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 5:57 pm to
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Even Rick Ocasek got tired of her BS, and even wrote her out of his will at the end.


Her personal net worth is in the neighborhood of $80 million so she's not in danger of being homeless.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
13869 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 6:02 pm to
What is up with you old farts and jungle bushes?
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