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Outgrowing your friends

Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:01 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28588 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:01 am
I’ve slowly come to accept that I’m simply on another level than my buds.

I took them to help me pick out new art for my apartment (I’m replacing my bikini babe posters) and they just didn’t “get it.” They kept suggesting I get things like Truck emblems or sports photographs to cover my walls.

This painting I found honestly brought a tear to my eye and they thought that was funny. How childish can you be? I think this painting really captures the sadness that prevails throughout the world.




Other examples of how I’ve outgrown my buds:

They always want to go to the cheap, shitty strip clubs whereas I opt for the classy ones.

They always get cheap, shitty Busch or Keystone light whereas I opt for bud light platinum.

They prefer watching UFC and stupid cartoons whereas I like to watch foreign films like the British version of The Office.


Do I just stop hanging out with them and find new friends? Or should I wait for them to grow up?
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:01 am to
subtle I have friends brag
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:02 am to
No reading, just downvoting.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 11:04 am
Posted by CypressTrout10
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3015 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:03 am to
You’re just weird
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:03 am to
They will prob be happy to have gramps out of their group.

Didn’t seem Jon Ham. They hate your FarmVille, too
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 11:04 am
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3759 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Arkansas Fan
quote:

They always want to go to the cheap, shitty strip clubs whereas I opt for the classy ones.
Does not compute.

2/10 troll attempt.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

I’ve slowly come to accept that I’m simply on another level than my buds.



Stop lording your Farmville successes over us already
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Do I just stop hanging out with them and find new friends?


Good luck in finding your kind in Arkansas. A lonely life might be in your future.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13916 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:05 am to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
Do you still water their Farmville crops though?
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11330 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
I'm not even sure I can tell who you're shittily trolling
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
Decent idea, very poor execution.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9637 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

They always get cheap, shitty Busch or Keystone light whereas I opt for bud light platinum.


Another level.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
How much time do you still spend playing Nintendo games?
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1969 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
They cut you loose, didn’t they?
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9763 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

I like to watch foreign films like the British version of The Office.


I don't think you know what foreign film actually means.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56242 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:07 am to
Sounds like you’ve decide to come out of the closet.
NTTIAWWI
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42010 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

They always get cheap, shitty Busch or Keystone light whereas I opt for bud light platinum.



Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:07 am to
Did not read

Assume OP is getting fat
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

They always drink cheap shitty busch or keystone light. Whereas i opt for Bud Light Platinum.


Solid Troll with this part.
The rest is so-so at best.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 11:08 am
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