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Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:14 pm to LSUJuice
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Squirrels are fricking lawn and garden terrorists.
And wires. frickers ate through wiring in my attic. Cost me a pretty penny.
They can all die
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:15 pm to GRTiger
Costanza tried to broker that deal with the pigeons but it fell through. The squirrels refuse to even come to the table . Inscrutable little bastards.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:22 pm to Lsupimp
It's about time somebody had the balls to address this.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:25 pm to Lsupimp
Squirrel gifs for your amusement...
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:39 pm to Lsupimp
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This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 12:16 am
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:20 am to ksayetiger
Are you sure those weren't rats? My pest guy told me squirrels , being friskier and more imaginative than rats, lose interest in attics pretty quickly. Rats love attics.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:27 am to Lsupimp
It's like crossing the street in Vietnam. Stay on the same path and at the same speed, you will live. Traffic will flow around you. If you change directions or change speed, you will die.
Squirrels should know better.
Squirrels should know better.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:29 am to Godfather1
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My grandfather used to sit out on his front porch and he had one of them from the yard trained to come up and eat pecans out of his hand.
I trained one in my dad's backyard to come through the patio door into the house by knocking a couple of Brazilian nuts together. Took me a couple of days but the little guy's curiosity finally got the better of him.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:30 am to Lsupimp
I have a squirrel jihad declared. I feast on their flesh.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:30 am to dkreller
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Squirrels taste good. They know it. We know it.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:33 am to fr33manator
Bro -rodenticide ? Really ? You know you are what you eat, right? Do you really aspire to nibbling on nuts all day ? Don't answer that.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:34 am to Lsupimp
Best post you've made in some time, pimp.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:51 am to Lsupimp
I recommend the Gamo .22 Big Cat air rifle for tree rat extermination. Effective, quiet and neighbor friendly.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 10:04 am to Lsupimp
This reminds me of my pact with banana spiders.. they are beautiful creatures that live high in the trees but descend at times to spin those wonderful webs around my carport area.. I marvel at their creations and have spoken to "Fred" on multiple occasions on how I envy his work but he must not craft his wonderful creations in my path.. he nods an understanding and we have coexisted for many a year.. that bitch Sally broke the pact this past year and paid the price because I hate little in life but walking into a web at night with no warning is where nightmares begin and spiders die..
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