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re: Our social contract with the Squirrel is really not very strong

Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62975 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:09 pm to
We don't have a deal with squirrels. Only pigeons.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68302 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Squirrels are fricking lawn and garden terrorists.





And wires. frickers ate through wiring in my attic. Cost me a pretty penny.

They can all die
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78566 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:15 pm to
Costanza tried to broker that deal with the pigeons but it fell through. The squirrels refuse to even come to the table . Inscrutable little bastards.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35087 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:22 pm to
It's about time somebody had the balls to address this.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:25 pm to
Squirrel gifs for your amusement...








Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:27 pm to
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by amabala
Member since Jul 2011
35 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:39 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 12:16 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78566 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:20 am to
Are you sure those weren't rats? My pest guy told me squirrels , being friskier and more imaginative than rats, lose interest in attics pretty quickly. Rats love attics.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:22 am to
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:27 am to
It's like crossing the street in Vietnam. Stay on the same path and at the same speed, you will live. Traffic will flow around you. If you change directions or change speed, you will die.

Squirrels should know better.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54208 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

My grandfather used to sit out on his front porch and he had one of them from the yard trained to come up and eat pecans out of his hand.


I trained one in my dad's backyard to come through the patio door into the house by knocking a couple of Brazilian nuts together. Took me a couple of days but the little guy's curiosity finally got the better of him.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124146 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:30 am to
I have a squirrel jihad declared. I feast on their flesh.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81621 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Squirrels taste good. They know it. We know it.

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78566 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:33 am to
Bro -rodenticide ? Really ? You know you are what you eat, right? Do you really aspire to nibbling on nuts all day ? Don't answer that.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:34 am to
Best post you've made in some time, pimp.
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
1669 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:51 am to
I recommend the Gamo .22 Big Cat air rifle for tree rat extermination. Effective, quiet and neighbor friendly.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12327 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 10:04 am to
This reminds me of my pact with banana spiders.. they are beautiful creatures that live high in the trees but descend at times to spin those wonderful webs around my carport area.. I marvel at their creations and have spoken to "Fred" on multiple occasions on how I envy his work but he must not craft his wonderful creations in my path.. he nods an understanding and we have coexisted for many a year.. that bitch Sally broke the pact this past year and paid the price because I hate little in life but walking into a web at night with no warning is where nightmares begin and spiders die..
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