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Posted on 9/2/23 at 10:44 pm to Sugarbaker
quote:Exactly
It likely would.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 10:46 pm to Roaad
That’s weird because you were replying to me and I can’t seem to find where I said women should lie about their body count
eta: and I also just realized a fake Reddit story has turned into a 6 page td thread. I think we need to find something better to do
eta: and I also just realized a fake Reddit story has turned into a 6 page td thread. I think we need to find something better to do
This post was edited on 9/2/23 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:28 pm to boosiebadazz
quote:
Only trashy people care about body counts. Non-trashy people marry people who also don’t have a high body count so it doesn’t really matter.
You trying to get two birds with one crumb with that BS. Again, no man wants a hotdog down a hallway, and the slut that’s been with almost 60 people, probably doesn’t either. This thread reminds me of a show, a woman told a man he had a small penis, and he said, maybe you just have a big pussy.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:29 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
You can’t wear something out that makes its own lubrication.
I’d be down, after a full round of testing, but would never marry. I’d never marry again anyway, but certainly not that. I would hope that she had learned quite a few tricks after 58 guys. I’d like to test her on what she had learned.
I’d be down, after a full round of testing, but would never marry. I’d never marry again anyway, but certainly not that. I would hope that she had learned quite a few tricks after 58 guys. I’d like to test her on what she had learned.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:34 pm to gizmothepug
quote:
no man wants a hotdog down a hallway
That's not how vaginas work. Nor how your arsehole works, when you dump out that Izzo's burrito and stain the bowl.
Have you seen a newborn head? Considerably larger than any penis on the planet, and yet the vag returns to form (outside of any surgical incisions that need to be made to get the kid out.)
I get the impression many of you have a low body count and don't understand how female anatomy can vary through no fault or action of their own. Two dicks one kid, or ten dicks no kids? Does it matter?
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:37 pm to Roaad
I know this is fake but still, the idea of 58 penises inside a person…chilling
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:51 pm to biglego
quote:
the idea of 58 penises inside a person
You would be quite horrified about many tunnels some of our hot dogs have been slid down. Have you met an enlisted dude? 58 tunnels is probably some jarhead's first enlistment (male or female.)
Posted on 9/3/23 at 12:17 am to TigerinKorea
quote:Haven't read the full thread and sorry if already addressed... bodycount is a terrible word, I've said before on here.
How do you not lose count before reaching no. 58?
Second, any woman's "bodycount" needs to be doubled plus a few more. This is old as time. Even admitting 58 means she's had 100+, not including BJs, etc. Y'all seen Clerks? 37 dicks.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 12:48 am to Roaad
As that famous poet 2pac said in There U Go:
quote:
Can't turn a ho into a housewife
Posted on 9/3/23 at 1:06 am to Roaad
If this is true, this girl would have a terrible reputation in the community. She'd have to move a few states away to find a new dating pool.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 2:14 am to boosiebadazz
quote:
You asked your wife how many people she’s fricked and you really took it into account before deciding to marry her?
Yes of course. Absolutely.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 2:19 am to Roaad
Why wouldn’t she just lie about the number like everyone else. This bitch is dumb for real
Posted on 9/3/23 at 2:29 am to Pelican fan99
quote:
Why wouldn’t she just lie about the number like everyone else.
Girls like this see no problem with being a complete slut.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 3:18 am to Roaad
That many at the age of 27 that Vag has already got alot of mileage and this girl doesnt sound like she commits to anything other than sleeping around. Adding a few kids to this mindset doesnt sound like a solid foundation. This Girl sounds like she will eventually end up with 3 kids with 3 different men.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 3:36 am to jrobic4
quote:
Being a Ho has consequences. So does being honest. Do like the other former whores and lie
Honestly the most logical advice on here all month
Posted on 9/3/23 at 6:31 am to LemmyLives
quote:
I think some of you should talk to the assistant principals in Junior High and High School about the girls at their schools.
Words of wisdom from the OT.
Posted on 9/3/23 at 6:58 am to imjustafatkid
What was her number and what was your cutoff point to where it wouldn’t have been a deal breaker?
Posted on 9/3/23 at 7:08 am to TigerinKorea
quote:
How do you not lose count before reaching no. 58?
she 100% has been documenting it.
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