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OT poster Kenneth Duyck from Oregon was sentenced today to 20 months in jail
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:26 pm
HILLSBORO, Ore. (KATU) – A man was sentenced to 20 months in prison sexual assault of an animal, and unlawful use of a motor vehicle.
The investigation started when the Washington County Sheriff’s Office learned that a stable owner had a horse in her barn had been sexually assaulted.
The woman’s daughter, a veterinarian, conducted an examination of the horse and “took samples of fluid found inside the animal.”
Kenneth Duyck was identified as a suspect in the case, and detectives found him at an area Walmart, sleeping inside of a stolen car.
Duyck admitted to going into a stable without permission and touching a horse’s tail, but denied any wrongdoing.
Duyck agreed to a DNA sample, which was a match to the fluid found inside the horse.
In addition to the 20-month prison sentence, Duyck must undergo two years’ post-prison supervision and complete sex offender and mental health treatment plans.
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:28 pm to MrLSU
How is this worthy of 20 months, but dressing like a lady and chopping off your willy is “strong and brave and beautiful”?
He should just say he identifies as a horse.
Like AOC
ETA: he might have to identify as a giraffe
He should just say he identifies as a horse.
Like AOC
ETA: he might have to identify as a giraffe
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:28 pm to MrLSU
Clearly one of the Bama fans.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:29 pm to MrLSU
At least he can eat leaves from treetops outside the prison.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:29 pm to MrLSU
I bet he really hates having sore throats
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:30 pm to MrLSU
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found him at an area Walmart, sleeping inside of a stolen car.
So we're just going to pretend like this is totally normal?
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:30 pm to MrLSU
Sure the animal in question wasnt a giraffe?
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:30 pm to fr33manator
Only a fricking moron would turn this thread political.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:30 pm to MrLSU
What was the horse wearing?
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:31 pm to MrLSU
Favorite Shampoo: Head & Shoulders
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:32 pm to MrLSU
Dammit, it would take ol baw $200 worth of lozenges to get rid of a sore throat.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:32 pm to Cousin Key
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What was the horse wearing?
A short skirt. Was basically asking for it
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:32 pm to BayouBlitz
It’s not political you dolt. It’s a topical observation at the absurdity of the modern world
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:33 pm to MrLSU
but wait, PETA says we are supposed to love all animals, he was just trying to do his part
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:34 pm to Sao
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Favorite Shampoo: Head & Shoulders
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:34 pm to LSUJuice
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found him at an area Walmart, sleeping inside of a stolen car.
Walmart is a store for the people and does not discriminate in who their clientele is unlike that of Target or Saks Fifth Avenue!
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So we're just going to pretend like this is totally normal?
How do you know he wasn't just borrowing the stolen car and he had all the intent in the word of returning the car once he was finished putting the horse in the horse trailer to take home?
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:37 pm to MrLSU
quote:He really stuck his neck out agreeing to that....
Duyck agreed to a DNA sample,
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:37 pm to MrLSU
His scarf bill must be unbelievable.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:38 pm to MrLSU
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In addition to the 20-month prison sentence, Duyck must undergo two years’ post-prison supervision and complete sex offender and mental health treatment plans.
And, of course, he can't live within 20 miles of a horse stable when he's released.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:41 pm to Sao
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Favorite Shampoo: Mane and Tail
Fify
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