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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.

Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:12 pm to
She still likes you enough to reply. However she's thinking her new BF is worth a look
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:16 pm to
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Buttsex




quote:

watersports




quote:

farting in a wine glass while you piss on her cat


Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:20 pm to
Hook up with her boyfriend.

That'll duck her over more than anything.

If you gonna napalm a bitch, Dresden her ads.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20867 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:06 pm to
Suggest 2 guys 1 cup
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18158 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:19 pm to
WTF is a "betch?"
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:37 am to
My go to line was always, "you need to take a pregnancy test, because my boys have a history of being able to swim."

It isn't a funny line, but you're hoping her boyfriend reads it or it makes her drive to Walgreens at 3 am.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11230 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:53 am to
It’s her stock response to all the guys who are horny & casting a wide net. Leave her alone.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:55 am to
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“I’m willing to suck your boyfriend’s cock with you”




You MOTHERfrickER. That's my line! Ugh. I can't even with you today.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:55 am to
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It’s her stock response to all the guys who are horny & casting a wide net. Leave her alone.



You gonna come see the Tigers skull-frick some Rainbows tonight?
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:57 am to
She realized you wernt a OT baller. She is looking for a sugar daddy. Is she from Bawcomville?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11230 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:59 am to
I wish! It’ll be nice out there. I need to start looking at when I’m going before it’s too late & season is over. Have fun!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:56 pm to
Did we ever get any resolution from Casanova on this one?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:59 pm to
How about "I respect your faithfulness to your boyfriend and will now proceed to frick off."

Either that or send her a pic of you sticking your dick in a cantaloupe so she knows just what she's missing.

EDIT: Goddamnit, I got caught by frickers bumping old posts.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 6:01 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17303 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:00 pm to
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Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.


I helped a friend relax today. I didn't know girl on girl sexting was a thing. Just doing my part.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:06 pm to
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helped a friend relax today. I didn't know girl on girl sexting was a thing. Just doing my part.


Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17303 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:17 pm to
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Rouge


The pics don't follow OT rules, sorry. But it was...mildly arousing.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39147 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 7:50 pm to
Tell her you heard they broke up after he cheated on her around Valentine's Day.
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:06 am to
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No response to dick pick, it feels bad guys


No woman wants to look at a picture of your dick. It's mostly an ugly organ.

If we're interested in you, we like to play with it, but it's not a pretty thing.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57706 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:45 am to
“My favorite color is green. Now we both know something about each other that doesn’t matter.”
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