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gamecocks22
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Damn!! You got her arse bro.....























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eScott
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
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Is she in her 50’s? Who the frick uses “sweetie”


Girls who aren't interested in the OP


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Walt OReilly
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Text her you love her and how much you miss talking to her


eScott
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
None of this happened.
This post was edited on 3/8 at 8:22 pm


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Dawgholio
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.


3morereps
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
No response to dick pick, it feels bad guys


PiscesTiger
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Member since Feb 2004
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Try "well the jerk store called and they're running out of you."


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13SaintTiger
Harvard Fan
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
She is filing a police report for sexual harassment, sweetie


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GeauxxxTigers23
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
“Cool”


Then don’t text her again till she texts you in 3 days when she’s drunk and horny.


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Dawgholio
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Image: https://i.imgur.com/cMBG8f4.gif


Keep sending until she responds. That will win her over.


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Strannix
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
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Her: i am actually kind of sick but i cant really talk to you. I dont want to ruin what i have w my boyfriend but best of luck with everything, take care sweetie




Let me translate, “even though you are a way nicer guy and I can play you I just can’t deal with your much smaller penis”


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tgrbaitn08
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
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Text her you love her and how much you miss talking to her



quote:

y Walt OReilly


Is that your go to?


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DavidTheGnome
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Member since Apr 2015
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
This thread sounds like it’s trying too hard


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upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
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Member since Mar 2013
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Text back - I forgot to tell you that my bloodwork came back and you should probably get an HIV test post haste


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blueboy
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Member since Apr 2006
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
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Her: i am actually kind of sick but i cant really talk to you. I dont want to ruin what i have w my boyfriend but best of luck with everything, take care sweetie

Dude, you need a desperation toss. Just throw out all of the nasty things that you'd do to her that her boyfriend won't. Buttsex, watersports, farting in a wine glass while you piss on her cat. Whatever it takes. She needs to know she has a wild one on the side, one who offers her an adventurous escape.

Just send her the most fricked-up, perverted message you can think of.


blueboy
LSU Fan
between here and there
Member since Apr 2006
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Actually, I want to change my answer. Here's exactly what you do.

Convince her that you have some kind of STD or crabs or something. Nothing too horrible, but definitely something communicable. She'll call you out on bull shite a million times. Don't budge. You have crabs or whatever and that's a fact.

Convince her that you're doing the right thing by calling her, and didn't know she had a boyfriend. Then, she'll have to worried about getting checked out, and of course, finding some way of letting her boyfriend know that he might have it too. She's probably not going to want to have that conversation, or maybe she'll try to blame it on him, or maybe she's such a whore that she has to wonder whether 5 or 6 dudes have the STD.

Being a puppet master is like one of those choose your own adventure books. Just throw the line out there and see what happens.

BTW, SIAP, but it's also very possible that she has no boyfriend and she just doesn't want to frick you anymore.


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LSUgirl4
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
no worries. let’s stay friends until your boyfriend fricks up and i can have you.


Cosmo
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Hey, hows it hangin?


LSUgirl4
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
hi (:


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tiggerthetooth
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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
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No response to dick pick, it feels bad guys


The dick pic is the long game, don't worry about any immediate reactions.


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