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re: Ot picks what i text this betch back in honor of national woman's day.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:17 pm to HollyWoodCole
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:17 pm to HollyWoodCole
Damn!! You got her arse bro.....
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:17 pm to 13SaintTiger
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Is she in her 50’s? Who the frick uses “sweetie”
Girls who aren't interested in the OP
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:18 pm to 3morereps
Text her you love her and how much you miss talking to her
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:20 pm to 3morereps
None of this happened.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:20 pm to 3morereps
I just use lines from Early’s hats
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:23 pm to Dawgholio
No response to dick pick, it feels bad guys
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:24 pm to 3morereps
Try "well the jerk store called and they're running out of you."
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:26 pm to 3morereps
She is filing a police report for sexual harassment, sweetie
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:27 pm to 3morereps
“Cool”
Then don’t text her again till she texts you in 3 days when she’s drunk and horny.
Then don’t text her again till she texts you in 3 days when she’s drunk and horny.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:30 pm to 3morereps
Keep sending until she responds. That will win her over.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:33 pm to 3morereps
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Her: i am actually kind of sick but i cant really talk to you. I dont want to ruin what i have w my boyfriend but best of luck with everything, take care sweetie
Let me translate, “even though you are a way nicer guy and I can play you I just can’t deal with your much smaller penis”
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:34 pm to Walt OReilly
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Text her you love her and how much you miss talking to her
quote:
y Walt OReilly
Is that your go to?
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:37 pm to 3morereps
This thread sounds like it’s trying too hard
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:38 pm to 3morereps
Text back - I forgot to tell you that my bloodwork came back and you should probably get an HIV test post haste
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:57 pm to 3morereps
quote:Dude, you need a desperation toss. Just throw out all of the nasty things that you'd do to her that her boyfriend won't. Buttsex, watersports, farting in a wine glass while you piss on her cat. Whatever it takes. She needs to know she has a wild one on the side, one who offers her an adventurous escape.
Her: i am actually kind of sick but i cant really talk to you. I dont want to ruin what i have w my boyfriend but best of luck with everything, take care sweetie
Just send her the most fricked-up, perverted message you can think of.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:07 pm to blueboy
Actually, I want to change my answer. Here's exactly what you do.
Convince her that you have some kind of STD or crabs or something. Nothing too horrible, but definitely something communicable. She'll call you out on bullshite a million times. Don't budge. You have crabs or whatever and that's a fact.
Convince her that you're doing the right thing by calling her, and didn't know she had a boyfriend. Then, she'll have to worried about getting checked out, and of course, finding some way of letting her boyfriend know that he might have it too. She's probably not going to want to have that conversation, or maybe she'll try to blame it on him, or maybe she's such a whore that she has to wonder whether 5 or 6 dudes have the STD.
Being a puppet master is like one of those choose your own adventure books. Just throw the line out there and see what happens.
BTW, SIAP, but it's also very possible that she has no boyfriend and she just doesn't want to frick you anymore.
Convince her that you have some kind of STD or crabs or something. Nothing too horrible, but definitely something communicable. She'll call you out on bullshite a million times. Don't budge. You have crabs or whatever and that's a fact.
Convince her that you're doing the right thing by calling her, and didn't know she had a boyfriend. Then, she'll have to worried about getting checked out, and of course, finding some way of letting her boyfriend know that he might have it too. She's probably not going to want to have that conversation, or maybe she'll try to blame it on him, or maybe she's such a whore that she has to wonder whether 5 or 6 dudes have the STD.
Being a puppet master is like one of those choose your own adventure books. Just throw the line out there and see what happens.
BTW, SIAP, but it's also very possible that she has no boyfriend and she just doesn't want to frick you anymore.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:07 pm to 3morereps
no worries. let’s stay friends until your boyfriend fricks up and i can have you.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:09 pm to LSUgirl4
Hey, hows it hangin?
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:10 pm to Cosmo
hi (:
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:11 pm to 3morereps
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No response to dick pick, it feels bad guys
The dick pic is the long game, don't worry about any immediate reactions.
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