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OT confessional thread
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:19 am
Please share your recent sins or regrettable behavior in this thread. Hopefully this will allow us to feel better about our misdeeds, heal, and move forward. I’ll start.
Yesterday I bought a pretty big chocolate muffin from a bakery with the intention to share it with my wife. I didn’t tell her I had got it. When she wasn’t looking I started eating it, thinking I’d just eat half. I wasn’t satisfied at half though, so I kept eating. Near the end of it I felt full, but just had a couple bites left and at that point didn’t want to tell her I saved her only two bites, so I finished it. I didn’t even enjoy the last couple bites because I was full.
She has no idea I selfishly stuffed a large chocolate muffin down my face last night.
Lord, please forgive me!
Yesterday I bought a pretty big chocolate muffin from a bakery with the intention to share it with my wife. I didn’t tell her I had got it. When she wasn’t looking I started eating it, thinking I’d just eat half. I wasn’t satisfied at half though, so I kept eating. Near the end of it I felt full, but just had a couple bites left and at that point didn’t want to tell her I saved her only two bites, so I finished it. I didn’t even enjoy the last couple bites because I was full.
She has no idea I selfishly stuffed a large chocolate muffin down my face last night.
Lord, please forgive me!
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:19 am to Jon Ham
quote:
Please share your recent sins or regrettable behavior
Opening and reading this thread
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:19 am to Jon Ham
Heathen
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:20 am to Jon Ham
I slept with your mom last night.
Sorry son
Sorry son
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:20 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:21 am to Jon Ham
I'll be offering my confessional services as an ordained minister in here for free for the next 10 minutes for anyone who's interested.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:25 am to Jon Ham
In March, I was in New Orleans with the wife. We were headed to a restaurant in the FQ when we were approached by a hustler/drug dealer. He was drunk and belligerent. After a minute of arguing with him, he turned to walk away and $270 dollars fell from his pocket. I picked it up, had an internal debate, said frick it and paid for our meal with it and gave the rest to a tap dancer. Father, please forgive me.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 11:26 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:29 am to Jon Ham
When I was 13 I got up in English class and said I had to go potty but in reality i went to the bathroom and spanked one out to the thought of the girl sitting in front of me. Idk if it's a sin but I've always felt ashamed for jerking it at school
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 11:31 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:32 am to Jon Ham
I stole a pack of P-tarts once
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:32 am to Pettifogger
Ive killed a few people
no all of them deserved it
no all of them deserved it
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:34 am to OWLFAN86
I shot a man in Reno...
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:50 am to Jon Ham
does it have to be recent?
When I was in 8th grade, I was an altar boy and "worked" a funeral with 1-2 classmates, during school hours (was an awesome gig to get out of class).
Me and my friend, initials JH, got into a laughing fit that we couldn't shake. It was really bad, and I know I pissed off the family. One big guffaw (outburst) of laughter included.
I have never forgiven myself for being so disrespectful. Over thirty years of guilt.
ETA.. if it was your family, I sincerely apologize. I will meet you at Sonic and give you a free shot (no face punches, nut kicks, and please avoid my left shoulder)
When I was in 8th grade, I was an altar boy and "worked" a funeral with 1-2 classmates, during school hours (was an awesome gig to get out of class).
Me and my friend, initials JH, got into a laughing fit that we couldn't shake. It was really bad, and I know I pissed off the family. One big guffaw (outburst) of laughter included.
I have never forgiven myself for being so disrespectful. Over thirty years of guilt.
ETA.. if it was your family, I sincerely apologize. I will meet you at Sonic and give you a free shot (no face punches, nut kicks, and please avoid my left shoulder)
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 11:52 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:51 am to Jon Ham
I regret nothing.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:54 am to Jon Ham
I watched some porn on my phone and masturbated while the wife brought the children to religion class.
I felt like a real a-hole afterwards.
Thats all I got.
I felt like a real a-hole afterwards.
Thats all I got.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 11:56 am to Jon Ham
quote:
stuffed a large chocolate muffin
One time on Bourbon Street....
Posted on 12/19/18 at 12:00 pm to Jon Ham
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 10 hours since my last post on the OT... 
Posted on 12/19/18 at 12:00 pm to Jon Ham
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
Posted on 12/19/18 at 12:03 pm to Slagathor
quote:
I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play
As It Is Written So Shall It Be Done
Posted on 12/19/18 at 12:22 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
I regret nothing.
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
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