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re: OT bartenders: best way to get your attention.

Posted on 8/2/22 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 7:42 pm to
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Tuesday night in a hotel bar. That’s depressing dude


Latoya loves it
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 7:51 pm to
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Jones


This may be your best post ever.

So not only has the OP started this before, it was 4 months ago.
Damn, this place is weaker by the day... Like me.
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7448 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 7:58 pm to
Tac is AI.

Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12896 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 7:59 pm to
If you get the chance get the number or username he's chatting with. Start texting that number to get a name or use an interface like Forewarn.

Then start saying things like "you know Jennifer is texting several guys right now" Or "I invited Jennifer to join us".

He'll watch you like a hawk forever.
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 8:21 pm to


Learn the bartenders name and call him by name when you need something. Guaranteed to work evrytime!

Also ask him if he collects portraits of dead presidents .
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 8:44 pm to
It's obviously not loud in there as there are only two of you at the bar. Just say, "Excuse me, can I get another one?" Jesus, how do you retards get through life?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124148 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 8:46 pm to
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viciously cutting up limes



I read this as “viciously cutting up lines” and thought


“Well that’s why he’s not paying attention to you”
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62978 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 8:49 pm to
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It is six in the afternoon.


Is this a crazy time to grab a drink or something?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 8:51 pm to
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Maybe so. Prob at the same hotel bar.


Then it is on you. Take a minute and learn the guy's name. You get better results with "Hey Jimmy..." instead of "Hey Chief...".
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17696 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 8:55 pm to
Kids today are task oriented they only can do tasks because they cant think for themselves.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3000 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 9:05 pm to
My strategy is to tip really well after round 1. Never had a problem getting a second after that.

If the place is crowded then best bet is to belly up, elbow on the bar, cash in hand and make eye contact. Then, tip really well. I'll tip 30 / 40% in that situation. Always taken care of..

This post was edited on 8/2/22 at 9:08 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12668 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 9:12 pm to
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Maybe so. Prob at the same hotel bar. Come here often. Maybe I just need to complain to management.


Or maybe it’s just you
Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3200 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 9:17 pm to
tip better on that first drink
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21839 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Abstract Queso Dip



Good Lord Man
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41500 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 9:26 pm to
Is she a boomer, too?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 9:28 pm to
Go behind the bar and pour yourself a drink.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3908 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 11:00 pm to
An air horn should do the trick.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47486 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

hotel bar


Unless you're in New Orleans, Chicago, or NYC, this is your problem.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7233 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 11:14 pm to
Ask his name on the first drink, use said name to get attention for future drinks. It’s not rocket science.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79664 posts
Posted on 8/2/22 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

Just say, "Excuse me, can I get another one?"


Thank you. This shite is NOT difficult.
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