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Or maybe I'll just.........pee in the cup
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:52 am
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:52 am
So for step 7, is 2 more times really enough?
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:55 am to sicboy
who gets drug tested? trashy AF
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:56 am to sicboy
That's a question for your parole officer.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:56 am to djangochained
Step 6 more than 3 times is just playing with it....
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:58 am to LSUWoodworker
I imagine a dude with foreskin is scratching his head, gets to step 5, "ah, gotcha".
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:58 am to djangochained
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who gets drug tested? trashy AF
looks like a notice for any quest or labcorb or in office lab. 
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:59 am to sicboy
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So for step 7, is 2 more times really enough?
Depends on how much smegma is caked on the head of your penis.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:59 am to djangochained
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who gets drug tested? trashy AF
People who work at companies that have mandatory randomized drug tests?
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:01 am to sicboy
Just ask a nurse for help with 6&7. 5 is gross.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:01 am to sicboy
Luckily I’m circumcised so I don’t have a penis head
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:02 am to sicboy
Tell you what, I start rubbing mine with a downward stroke with a warm towelette, there'll be more than piss in that cup
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:03 am to el Gaucho
Reminds me we haven't had a good Cad anti circumcision thread in a while.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:04 am to sicboy
While the medical person is waiting to get the cup from you, ask if he has a stick or something to push to crap all the way in the cup. Then announce you thought it was a diff test, not a urine test. Say you need more paper towels to wipe the crap from the side of the cup. Then hand over the urine filled cup. I did this one time and the person waiting for the sample was cussing at me telling me how stupid I was for crapping in the cup. Then he seen the urine and could only admit he got fooled.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 am to el Gaucho
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Luckily I’m circumcised so I don’t have a penis head
Seems like you are missing the turtleneck, not the actual head. But then again, I've never seen your penis.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 am to djangochained
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who gets drug tested? trashy AF
Everyone in the military. You trashy AF poster.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 am to 6R12
I'd probably just open the container, hit you with a piss bomb, and tell you to go drink some more water.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:06 am to djangochained
Uncircumcised is trashy.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:08 am to sicboy
If it wasn't posted the lab would get a violation during inspection.
Because you can't pee in a cup without instructions.
Because you can't pee in a cup without instructions.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:09 am to stapuffmarshy
That's what they get for being an anteater and not a helmet!
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:09 am to sicboy
you get popped for drugs, baw?
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