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Oops..there goes "we was kings"

Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:23 pm
Posted by Kjun Tiger
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:23 pm
Genetic analysis reveals Ancient Egyptian were close relatives with Europeans and Middle Easterners, not central Africans!

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The Reverend Sharpton is gonna be pissed when he finds out his ancestors were cannon fodder, instead of pyramid builders.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:24 pm to
If you really break it down, isn't everyone connected.. to some degree?
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:25 pm to
Your mom and I were last night
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:26 pm to
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Your mom and I were last night



quote:

Tactical Insertion


I'm guessing this was forced?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:27 pm to
We all come from Africa no matter how much your racist arse doesn't like the idea. MAGA
Posted by IIxxBREADxxII
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9782 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:28 pm to
Yup
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:29 pm to
Not as forced as this next line:


Not as forced as your mom takes it early in the mornings
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:30 pm to
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Genetic analysis reveals Ancient Egyptian were close relatives with Europeans and Middle Easterners, not central Africans!



Not that I care about the "We Wuz Kangs" meme, but Non-Egyptian African Empires did exist.

Mansa Musa is estimated to be the richest person in history.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:33 pm to
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If you really break it down, isn't everyone connected.. to some degree?


We are all related to Kevin Bacon.
Posted by Tiger in NY
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Member since Sep 2003
31666 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:34 pm to
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We all come from Africa no matter how much your racist arse doesn't like the idea. MAGA



Actually, newer science is looking at Europe as the most likely starting point for homo sapiens.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:36 pm to
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Mansa Musa is estimated to be the richest person in history.


Obviously he invested with a Nigerian prince.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:38 pm to
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We all come from Africa no matter how much your racist arse doesn't like the idea. MAGA





cradle of civilization was the middle east not Africa
Posted by PetroBabich
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:39 pm to
Why would you even make a thread about this?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:39 pm to
I thought this had long been established.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131731 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

We all come from Africa no matter how much your racist arse doesn't like the idea. MAGA


Not necessarily true. Latest archeological finds indicate this may be inaccurate.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:40 pm to
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We are all related to Kevin Bacon.


What about Mila Kunis? If so, does that mean would be illegal for me to bang her.. You know... incest an all.
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27994 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:41 pm to
Kangz was shot down many years ago. Not sure why this came up in Nature just now.

I remember reading an article around 2010 that stated the same thing. Many egyptologists hypothesized this for a long time before DNA evidence backed it up.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
40038 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:44 pm to
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Actually, newer science is looking at Europe as the most likely starting point for homo sapiens.



If you are referring to the recent paper, it only proposed the hominids distinct from African hominids appeared in Europe. To my knowledge there was no link from that hominid to the two Homo sapiens migrations out of Africa. If I'm mistaken please correct me.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:47 pm to
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Not that I care about the "We Wuz Kangs" meme, but Non-Egyptian African Empires did exist.

Yeah there were some. The Kangz thing though comes from Afrocentric revisionist "historians" who will claim everyone from the Pharaohs to Moses to Jesus to Hannibal was black African.
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:47 pm to
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We all come from Africa no matter how much your racist arse doesn't like the idea


Ah yes, the old tried and true... "Since I don't know shite call em a racist" rebuttal.

The Reverend Al has gone on record numerous occasions claiming "We wuz Kangs and Shite", and that those "Kangs" built the great pyramids and other Egyptian monuments.





And by the way dipshit, new archaeological evidence puts mans origin in Eastern Mediterranean, not Africa.

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