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Only 762 years of humanity left, according to mathematician.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:26 pm
https://www.wsj.com/articles/doomsday-math-says-humanity-may-have-just-760-years-left-11561655839
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The core of Dr. Gott’s reasoning (independently advanced by two other physicists, Brandon Carter and Holger Bech Nielsen) is known to statisticians as the “German tank problem.” When the Allies were planning the Normandy landings, they wanted to know roughly how many tanks the Germans could be expected to have on D-Day. One clue was the meticulous consecutive numbering of German tanks and their components.
Army statisticians reasoned that captured tanks and parts could be regarded as randomly drawn from all of those that Germany produced. The serial numbers gave certain evidence of the minimum number (it couldn’t be less than the highest serial number captured). All the numbers taken together provided a statistical probability—though not a certainty—for how many more existed and, based on that, for how many more could likely be produced by D-Day. After the war, captured German records revealed that the statisticians’ estimates were almost exactly right.
To apply this to the future of humanity, the doomsday argument begins by asking us to imagine a list of all past, present and future people, sorted in their order of birth. No one alive knows how long the list is or where their own names fall in it, so we can consider ourselves randomly drawn. That means that statistically there is an equal, 50% chance that we are in the first half or the last half.
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Humans do not come with serial numbers, of course. But Dr. Gott recognized that demographers have already roughly estimated the number of humans so far. They put the total number of people who ever lived, from the beginnings of Homo sapiens to the present day, at about 100 billion. That means that my birth-order “serial number,” like that of anyone alive now, is somewhere around 100 billion.
Since it is equally likely that those of us living today are in the first or second half of all past and future human births, let’s say that we are in the second half—which would mean that there are no more than 100 billion births yet to come. There is a 50% chance that is true, which at the current global birthrate (about 131 million a year) translates to a 50% chance that we have at most 760 more years of births. A changing birthrate would modify that estimate, but the calculation is that simple.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:27 pm to Slippy
Damn, it's going to be a close call for me.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:27 pm to Slippy
But horseface says we only have 12!
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:28 pm to Slippy
I’ll never hear the end of it. Literally.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:29 pm to Slippy
Let's see...I'm 30 now *does math* ok... we're cool
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:29 pm to Slippy
What does the unabomber think?
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:29 pm to fr33manator
Horse face is mentally ill
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:31 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I would love to see the look on her face in 700 years when she is proven wrong.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:34 pm to Slippy
i'm going to be honest. i care about the future and want to be as green as possible to pass on a great earth to future generations.
but my descendents from 700 years from now can get rekt. assholes probably won't even remember my name by 2150.
but my descendents from 700 years from now can get rekt. assholes probably won't even remember my name by 2150.
This post was edited on 6/27/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:35 pm to 3nOut
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assholes
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Texas A&M fan
Checks out
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:36 pm to Slippy
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Only 762 years of humanity left
That’s probably about 700 years too many.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:37 pm to 3nOut
Reading all that gave me headache
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:39 pm to 3nOut
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i'm going to be honest. i care about future generations and want to be as green as possible to pass on to future generations.
but my descendent from 700 years from now can get rekt. assholes probably won't even remember my name by 2150.
With the ever-steepening curve of technological advancement of the human race, imagine what 762 years from now will look like.
762 years ago we were still shitting in the streets and half the world was undiscovered by "modern" societies. King Henry III (looked it up) was in charge in England and the Pope was murdering tens of thousands in the Crusades.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:41 pm to TheCaterpillar
We'll most certainly have clean energy by then, the United States won't exist as we know it, and a huge portion of the land on Earth that is inhabited now will be under water.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:42 pm to Slippy
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762 years
just enough time for the BR loop to be completed
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:42 pm to Slippy
My cyber personality will be around to snicker at this.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:43 pm to Slippy
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Dr. Gott’s
Gott mit uns.
Posted on 6/27/19 at 3:43 pm to TheCaterpillar
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the Pope was murdering tens of thousands in the Crusades.
I think that’s an unfair characterization. The Muslims were, and had been killing Christians for hundreds of years prior. It was a war.
It’s not like the pope was kicking down the doors of Muslim daycares and bludgeoning the little Islamic babies with his mitre.
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