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re: One of the people in the opening ceremony had his testicles hanging out of his shorts

Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:15 am to
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6131 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:15 am to
Interesting thread. We have a history of wardrobe malfunctions on live tv, and we have an almost equally long history of dudes freeze-framing those malfunctions and bringing attention to them.

I can tell from experience that this particular wardrobe malfunction was not perceptible in the moment. I'm sure your lord and savior appreciates your intense research and devotion to making us all aware.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25004 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:21 am to
all I asked was if what the OP posted actually happened. so did it?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:26 am to

All I said a page ago was read the damn thread. Your assumption and laziness isn't my issue. But keep making me the bad guy. IDGAS.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25004 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:34 am to
I’ve read the entire thread multiple times, and you still haven’t answered the question. Lester said it was pantyhose ripping, dubious at best. it’s a simple yes or no question
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:43 am to

Dude, I guess it's up to you now. Believe Stout's nut X conspiracy or everyone else's explanation. Just pick one and be the loudest boss in the room on Monday. It's all pathetic.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143856 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:46 am to
quote:

Sao


You certainly are passionate about nut sacks.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25004 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 1:58 am to
quote:

It's all pathetic.


we certainly agree on that point
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
27413 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 2:06 am to
You’ve been an alright dude over the years in our few interactions. There’s no need to dig this deep and go scorched Earth. You guys should take a step back and give it a rest. shite isn’t worth it. Stout is a good guy too. Always has been. No need for you guys to take it this far and get personal.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
24231 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:00 am to
quote:

Dude, I guess it's up to you now. Believe Stout's nut X conspiracy or everyone else's explanation. Just pick one and be the loudest boss in the room on Monday. It's all pathetic.


You picked a really weird hill to die on and I say this will all due respect when I say weird I mean gay.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21130 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:12 am to
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 6:37 am to
Now they're claiming it was a hole in his panty hose.

No, that's his balls on display. That tear in his panty hose is so he could easily put them out there, then tuck them back
This post was edited on 7/28/24 at 6:47 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139502 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 7:13 am to
France is lost already. We are following.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85685 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 7:26 am to
quote:

Hey, Red State guys, want to see some French balls? Visit X and search Olympic Ball sack. It's all over the platform. I mean, if you want...

- OP


Don’t forget about Michelle Obama’s cock
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98295 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 7:34 am to
What a meltdown you had in this thread



You are so in love with Stout
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 7:52 am to
Pop culture is so fricked up.

Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
290911 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Lester said it was pantyhose ripping, dubious at best. it’s a simple yes or no question


if you look at the tweet i posted, you can very clearly see his tights are ripped and that it is not his balls
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
73100 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 8:07 am to
Holy shite Sao is beyond broken

After reading this thread, I’m pretty sure he cried last night.
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 8:07 am to
You’re not funny
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 10:56 am to
quote:

clearly see his tights are ripped


His panty hose are ripped for easy access to pull his balls out, as you can clearly see in the pic posted everywhere.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 7/28/24 at 11:17 am to
That’s just nuts
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