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OMG...WHERE'S YOUR COAT?????

Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:37 pm
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:37 pm
Why do all the fat admins in the office ask this? Sorry, heffer, the 20 seconds I walk from my warm car to my warm office doesn't justify me hauling around a heavy coat all day. It's not that big of a deal.

Fat office ladies, chill out! Everyone will be fine!
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6330 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:38 pm to
OT poor works in an office that isn’t his own and doesn’t hire hot TAs.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:38 pm to
why are you yelling at us?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:39 pm to
I’m fat and don’t wear a coat.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34711 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:40 pm to
You seem oddly upset over this
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:40 pm to
Don't hire heffers then
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4365 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:40 pm to
And yet another post from you critical of others.

Maybe start looking in the mirror sometime. I bet that guy isn’t so perfect either.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41578 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:41 pm to
They just want you to be warm and comfortable. Chill out.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13910 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:41 pm to
Just say your dad suffocated in his coat and ever since then you can't wear one.

They'll stop asking with the quickness.
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 4:47 pm
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8814 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:42 pm to
It's going to be funny when you get a flat tire in this type of weather and have to work outside.

Be prepared.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4709 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:44 pm to
It's funny that it's the fat chicks doing this. Fat dudes love to brag about how they don't need a coat in the winter. Guess what fatty? I don't sweat profusely when it's over 65 degrees which it is 99% of the time in south Louisiana.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

It's not that big of a deal.


Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:03 pm to
You need to try some of that hot wet pussy them fatties got. Let um squirt some warm juices on your face to warm you up.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11326 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:18 pm to
That's really kinda rude of them... almost as rude as this a-hole who gives me judgmental stares every time I got to a bar and order a drink by myself
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63958 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:47 pm to
Tell them you are conditioning yourself for the Appalachian Trail.

Stop shaving and bathing.

Start cooking your lunch in the parking lot with a little camping stove.

Then one day just go completely back to normal.

When asked for an explanation, tell them you changed your mind. You are going to magician school instead, and show them a card trick.

They’ll never ask about your coat again.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2083 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

PortHudsonPlaya


I read your posts in Dwight Schrute’s voice.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11326 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

I read your posts in Dwight Schrute’s voice.


Holy shite these just started making sense
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29999 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 6:25 pm to
OP is the guy you read about who dies in his car because it broke down on side of road and he left house without coat because he just has short walk from parking lot
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