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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:35 pm to UltimaParadox
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:35 pm to UltimaParadox
Nerd that I am, I take it back and sometimes two of them.
I figure it's loving my neighbor as my self.
I figure it's loving my neighbor as my self.
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Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:36 pm to LouisianaLady
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I’ve moved a cart behind the car of the person who left it between cars before So it’s your problem again.
Passive aggressive social justice and I am here for it
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:36 pm to drunkenpunkin
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Because I put him in the car immediately because dashing across the parking lot unexpectedly is an issue.
So where was he on your walk to the store? Where was he during the store?
In the cart? Why can’t he be in the cart when you return it?
Tell yourself whatever you want. You’re an a-hole and I’ll 100% move your cart back behind your car if I see it
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:36 pm to UltimaParadox
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I feel like there is definitely a few people on the O-T who never returns the cart.
Speaking as to your own cart....
First offense - Six months in jail
Second offense - A year in prison
Third offense- Death
Our society would be better for it.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:36 pm to Antib551
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If my youngest kids (2&4) are with me, I don't return it, as I'm not turning my back on my young ones or leaving them unattended while I walk across the way to put a buggy away.
You're a lazy POS. I have a 2 and 4 year old and it is not even close to a hassle to return the cart with the kids with me.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:37 pm to drunkenpunkin
Do you leave him in the car to go get the cart?
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:37 pm to LouisianaLady
Yeah because that's not at all what an a-hole would do. GFY
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:37 pm to drunkenpunkin
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I do for safety
You’re one of those Facebook moms who think men innocently shopping are following you and trying to abduct your kid aren’t you?
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:39 pm to UltimaParadox
Little known fact
Sylvan N Goldman from OKC invented the shopping cart. He has a building downtown his estate gifted.
Sylvan N Goldman from OKC invented the shopping cart. He has a building downtown his estate gifted.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:40 pm to When in Rome
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How did that person push the cart around the store and to their car to begin with? Why is the line drawn at that last step?
Every situation is different. Maybe they’re recovering from muscle atrophy after a severe injury and they could barely even make it back to their car.
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Walk it back into the store.
That’s ridiculous. If the store doesn’t put out corrals then you shouldn’t be expected to bring it back inside. Nobody would do that unless you’re in a tiny parking lot with the store 50 feet away.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:41 pm to BottomlandBrew
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Motherfrickin' Cart Narcs holds these POSs accountable. All of the people they call out are terrible people.
Cart Narcs Youtube
Never seen this, pretty good
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:41 pm to Undertow
Of course you should. Take pride in being able bodied and not fat.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:44 pm to LouisianaLady
I'm fat and still take the cart back. Even with my burden of a child weighing me down.
Part of teaching her not to be a scumbag human.
Part of teaching her not to be a scumbag human.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:52 pm to UltimaParadox
I usually grab a cart from the lot instead of getting one inside. When done, it goes into the cart corral.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 1:59 pm to UltimaParadox
I usually park next to the shopping cart corral which makes returning it very convenient. I started doing this right after I injured my knee.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:01 pm to LouisianaLady
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You’re one of those Facebook moms who think men innocently shopping are following you and trying to abduct your kid aren’t you?
When Jyxtyn is left only for two seconds
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:03 pm to Antib551
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If my youngest kids (2&4) are with me, I don't return it, as I'm not turning my back on my young ones or leaving them unattended while I walk across the way to put a buggy away. I've instructed my wife to do the same
You suck buddy.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:06 pm to UltimaParadox
Of course you must return the cart to the cart corral.
Another great test at the grocery store is whether someone puts the divider behind their order after they finish unloading their cart onto the belt. A simple consideration but many people fail to do it.
Another great test at the grocery store is whether someone puts the divider behind their order after they finish unloading their cart onto the belt. A simple consideration but many people fail to do it.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:07 pm to UltimaParadox
I certainly agree with the theory
We pulled up on our pastor unloading his car a few weeks ago. My wife and I were both like "man if this goes wrong we're going to have to find a new church"
But he dutifully took it to the nearest corral as any man of God does.
We pulled up on our pastor unloading his car a few weeks ago. My wife and I were both like "man if this goes wrong we're going to have to find a new church"
But he dutifully took it to the nearest corral as any man of God does.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:09 pm to UltimaParadox
Question is how far will you go to return the cart if the parking lot has too few cart returns? Will you walk two rows over? Three?
I park near car returns when possible to not have this issue, but one store I frequent only has two returns in a fairly large lot, so I don’t judge people for just tucking them away neatly somewhere nearer to their car.
I park near car returns when possible to not have this issue, but one store I frequent only has two returns in a fairly large lot, so I don’t judge people for just tucking them away neatly somewhere nearer to their car.
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 2:10 pm
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