re: Old Man Advice

You always have enough time to do it right the second time around.

You only failed if you didn’t learn something.

Advice from my ma maw I think of often, “Don’t borrow trouble from tomorrow.” Don’t worry about what hasn’t happened yet.

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My dad told me to never trust a man who wears suspenders AND a belt...

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My old man WEARS suspenders and a belt. Got that old geezer vitamin deficiency--no acetol.

“If you don’t know what you’re doing going fast only gets you to the wrong place tired”


My dad pissed off at me while trying to “help” him build a porch in my teenage years

Put some protection on that erection
That affection could cause an infection


I like titties how bout you
I eat pussy too
Although pussy wears out
Titties still bounce about

I remember my dad 30 years ago telling me
“Eagles don’t fly with buzzards”.

“ Pay off entire credit card every month”

RIP DAD. Love you

Not so much an old man advice saying, but something I have never forgotten.

I live on the northshore and my dad (now 92 and from Luling, LA) and I were building a 16' X 30' foot wood deck on the back of my house in 1999, and when we were nailing up the first set of joists, I checked for square. I let him know that it was out by 3/4", and he looked at me and in a stern voice said, "Son, there is no one in Luling that gives a shite if your deck is out 3/4" of an inch, now nail that damn joist up!" I chuckled, and we got all the joists nailed up that day.

Don't put your dick where you would not put your face.