re: Old Man Advice

If your girlfriend/wife cheated on her boyfriend/husband with you don’t be surprised when she cheats on you.

Those made me laugh and think of my Father.

Thanks

When you’re forced to eat a shite sandwich, it doesn’t matter if it’s on wheat or rye, it’s still a shite sandwich.

My first boss was older and told me my first day

“90% of career advancement is just showing up on time”

Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.

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Don't believe anything you see or read and only half of what you see

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My dad used to tell me this "Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see". At first, I don't think I knew exactly what he meant (I was young), but then I finally figured it out.

He also taught me the following:
- Never ask a woman her age.
- Take off your hat before you get to the table. Always remove your hat before eating.
- Never discuss politics and religion in public settings.

My brother taught me a few things. He is 10 years older than I so he would tell me all kind of shite.

- Small girls have bigger pussies.
- Never buy what you can get for free.

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Pretty old myself now but dad once told me, never turn down a piece of arse because you will regret it!

Take a good look at her mother because that’s probably what she will become

If it floats, fricks or flies....rent it