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Old fart at work just told me

Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:37 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:37 am
That the only reason god put his wife on earth was to serve him, her husband. It's how nature intended it.



She looks like a walrus. This topic of convo came up when he asked why my gf went to college.
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 8:38 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:38 am to
Koo koo ka choo.
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 8:39 am
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11365 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:38 am to
You don't get old being a fool.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5777 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:38 am to
Them sammiches ain’t just gonna make themselves
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:39 am to
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That the only reason god put his wife on earth was to serve him, her husband. It's how nature intended it.


I guarantee you him and his wife are both happier for it.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11020 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:41 am to
She still has the pussy. She wins.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:41 am to
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That the only reason god put his wife on earth was to serve him, her husband. It's how nature intended it.


I'm sure he tells her this daily too.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:41 am to
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I guarantee you him and his wife are both happier for it.



She is his third wife. He has never said a nice word about her.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2159 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:42 am to
bet dat ol Baw's knuckles are all scarred up
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:43 am to
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She is his third wife. He has never said a nice word about her.


Welp.....I got nothing. Go on with the chlorophyll.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7454 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:43 am to
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god put his wife on earth

quote:

how nature intended it

quote:

third wife


Guy seems to be confused. Avoid taking his advice.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:44 am to
He's not wrong
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26819 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:45 am to
Worry about the guy your girlfriend is banging and not the old guy at your office.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69243 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:45 am to
He sounds like the type of guy that trains dogs and kids the same way, with a heavy hand and the strap.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:45 am to
Take dick make sandwiches rinse and repeat
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25350 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:45 am to
Had a guy at work tell me something similar a while back. Said he told his wife before they got married she did not have to get a job. Her "job" was to have sex with him and cook his meals. He was/is a very hard worker and made good money, seemed to always fall into good deals. And he was getting set up to have a dream retirement (in about 15 years). I told him the only thing that could slow him down was divorce. (not that I wished him that). He gave a somewhat nervous "yep". I heard 2 months ago he was getting a divorce and marrying a low class lady. Guess his wife was not satisfied with her life.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:46 am to
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That the only reason god put his wife on earth was to serve him, her husband. It's how nature intended it.


The truth more than likely is he is a wooped (whooped?) dog at home
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79743 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:46 am to
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That the only reason god put his wife on earth was to serve him, her husband. It's how nature intended it.


I'd bet good money he goes to a baptist church.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:49 am to
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the only reason god put his wife on earth was to serve him,


And?

Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23421 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:49 am to
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I'd bet good money he goes to a baptist church.
no bet.
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