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Office White Elephant Gift Party-- Why are people so shitty?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:23 pm
Our office did a white elephant gift exchange today. Small office of 10 people. $25: limit. Some gifts were good, like a couple bluetooth speakers, a case of Shiner, a Yeti mug, etc. Then you get the jackass that wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken and one who gave a bag of Doritos. No lie. I'll give you one guess which political party they're affiliated with.
The 2 people who got stuck with the crappy gifts were pissed and said they'll just sit out next year. I just don't understand. In an office of 10 people, it was pretty easy to figure out who sucks.
The 2 people who got stuck with the crappy gifts were pissed and said they'll just sit out next year. I just don't understand. In an office of 10 people, it was pretty easy to figure out who sucks.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:25 pm to SirSaintly
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wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken
Based.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:25 pm to SirSaintly
try to let upsetting things upset you
This aint that
This aint that
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:25 pm to SirSaintly
Not very
Of them
quote:
SirSaintly
Of them
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:25 pm to SirSaintly
Needs to be rules on those - Some WE are designed to be the terrible gifts.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:26 pm to SirSaintly
I'd actually use the rotisserie chicken, unlike the shitty bluetooth speakers and Yeti mug 
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
I'd rather a rotisserie chicken than the 50th bottle/mug for my kitchen cabinets
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
I mean, our white elephant is usually people grab shite from around the house and wrap it up.
Why get upset over something so stupid?
Why get upset over something so stupid?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:27 pm to SirSaintly
WHy does the elephant always have to be white?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:28 pm to SirSaintly
It’s called a gag gift.
Part of the game
Part of the game
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:28 pm to SirSaintly
quote:
I'll give you one guess which political party they're affiliated with.

Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:29 pm to SirSaintly
I worked at a place for 10 years and we did it every year. One guy was notorious for bringing shitty gifts. We'd all see what gift he brought in and stay the frick away from it.
One year was a camera tripod in the box that looked to be 20 years old another year he brought a shower curtain.
One year was a camera tripod in the box that looked to be 20 years old another year he brought a shower curtain.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:29 pm to Salmon
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I'd actually use the rotisserie chicken, unlike the shitty bluetooth speakers and Yeti mug ?
You better hope he didn't buy it a week ago and leave it on his counter until today
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:30 pm to SirSaintly
Out of these, the Doritos and Chicken would be in my top three (with the Shiner).
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:31 pm to SirSaintly
still more useful than another mug
boil the shite out of it and turn it into stock
boil the shite out of it and turn it into stock
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:31 pm to SirSaintly
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Then you get the jackass that wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken and one who gave a bag of Doritos.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:32 pm to Earnest_P
quote:
wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken
It’s bulk season. I’ll take the protein.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:33 pm to SirSaintly
You can’t let this massive injustice go without taking action. You need to send out a company wide email calling these losers out. Don’t be afraid to have a few drinks prior to writing and sending out the email. Godspeed brother.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:33 pm to Dorito
quote:my wife is in a female dominant profession. Holy shite at the worthless mugs and shite she ends up w every year. It’s a damn jenga existence to open the cabinets if she had her way. I despise em. I drink out of glasses period. And would prefer if they all matched.
rather a rotisserie chicken than the 50th bottle/mug for my kitchen cabinets
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:33 pm to SirSaintly
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No lie. I'll give you one guess which political party they're affiliated with.
Man some of y'all are such figs when it comes to politics.
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