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re: Odds that this Spacex crew had sex while in orbit

Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:17 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:17 am to
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I’d take my chances with an alien first.



Dude frick each other in prison because they don't have women around and need something to bang after awhile. Being stuck in space with other person, who is the opposite sex. Then they are just floating around.. You know they tried something..
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10587 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:26 am to
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ETA: I love how the downvote queers slink in and downvote, but are too soy to say why they don't like it, before running back to suck a dick. 


Hoping this is a troll but I'll play. No one commented cause it's idiotic. Conspiracy theories need logic and reasoning. The logic that someone would fake their death or the government would hide a death and then use the exact same everything about themselves doesn't make sense. Secondly what's the reasoning behind the conspiracy?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27401 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:29 am to
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Who was the hottest girl to go to the space station?


OT -4.125


Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31460 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:31 am to
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ETA: I love how the downvote queers slink in and downvote, but are too soy to say why they don't like it, before running back to suck a dick.

I didn’t downvote you, but the idea that the US would go through the effort of creating this grand conspiracy, fabricate an entire life/career for this “new identity”, yet not even invest in a bit of cosmetic surgery begs credulity.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3905 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:32 am to
I hope that he would use a condom, because if that jizz got loose in a zero-gravity atmosphere....yuk!
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31460 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:34 am to
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Dude frick each other in prison because they don't have women around and need something to bang after awhile. Being stuck in space with other person, who is the opposite sex. Then they are just floating around.. You know they tried something..

She can be “ugly” all day long, but I have to think it wouldn’t take very long before a “hey, want a blowjob? Swallow for no zero g clean up” becomes damned near irresistible
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23308 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:35 am to
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I hope that he would use a condom, because if that jizz got loose in a zero-gravity atmosphere....yuk!


I’m not the biggest guy around but damn baws I’ve never had an issue with my swimmers staying put when I want them to
This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 8:35 am
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3300 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:38 am to
Would the force of the ejaculate slight push the ejaculater backwards? And could this be used as a propellant in space?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:40 am to
Until she says "but only if..........."
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38812 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:45 am to
I wonder if they're recorded 24/7. I would guess they'd have to be.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45243 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:50 am to
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Secondly what's the reasoning behind the conspiracy?


There was no logic, or reasoning. It was a joke. The lady in the meme is clearly not 75.

Old baw said she was hot back in the day, without posting a pic. I looked up her pics, and there the meme was. It is just that queers vote Dem and Dems can't meme.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31460 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:53 am to
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There was no logic, or reasoning. It was a joke. The lady in the meme is clearly not 75. Old baw said she was hot back in the day, without posting a pic. I looked up her pics, and there the meme was. It is just that queers vote Dem and Dems can't meme.

This level of stupid borders on impressive.
Posted by lucaslsu
LSU!
Member since Oct 2007
8606 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 9:12 am to
Is it just me or is Watts really hot?




Yeahhh
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72685 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 9:15 am to
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Who wants to be the first person to commit adultery in space?
That conceivably depends on who’s asking.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 9:26 am to
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I wonder if they're recorded 24/7. I would guess they'd have to be.



I wonder if it gets to they point where they don't give a shite they are being recorded?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43884 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 9:38 am to
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I’d take my chances with an alien first.


After a couple of months and she’s literally the only other person around……

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45243 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 9:42 am to
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This level of stupid borders on impressive.


I'm just trying to have a little fun.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 9:45 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11408 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 10:22 am to
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Would the force of the ejaculate slight push the ejaculater backwards? And could this be used as a propellant in space?


These are questions that come from the OT scientists.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16227 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 10:27 am to
I thought Kate Rubins was oddly hot. Could definitely see letting her have after being up there in a box together after a while. Plus, it's a different standard in the astronaut world. Not like they get a lot of 8-10s in the applicant pool.

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